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#997 (158/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy |
#996 (75/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet |
#993 (431/739) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong |
#987 (3/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games |
#980 (96/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SYch0> ok
<SYch0> a word of warning:
<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
<SYch0> :(
<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
<SYch0> :D |
#979 (142/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility) |
#976 (111/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it |
#974 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram |
#972 (-1/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin? |
#971 (37/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids. ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either |
#968 (176/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug (digdug@dialup-63.214.200.78.Philadelphia1.Level3.net)
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o |
#967 (0/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com] |
#965 (264/528) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook |
#961 (232/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo? |
#960 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die. |
#959 (235/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down |
#958 (240/451) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember |
#957 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75 |
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(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries. |
#954 (137/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life
(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :) |
#953 (353/563) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach |
#952 (274/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive" |
#951 (126/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces |
#950 (118/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;( |
#948 (262/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out." |
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