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#1223 (-3/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS |
#1222 (12/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal |
#1221 (15/382) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy |
#1220 (-1/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever" |
#1219 (-3/368) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle |
#1213 (55/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB' |
#1212 (60/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D: |
#1208 (15/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mike> how do you make a dead baby a submarine
<Ron> hmm i don't know mike
<Ron> how do you
<mike> you fill it with seamen |
#1206 (33/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary |
#1204 (29/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me
<mike> leprosy
<Karmer> no
<Karmer> it is
<Karmer> slidey's virginity |
#1203 (9/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck |
#1201 (233/470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club |
#1200 (-3/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]
<[_[_]> lets see you
<[_[_]> break my ass of steel |
#1199 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants
<Karmer> brb |
#1198 (-2/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com |
#1196 (0/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that! |
#1195 (121/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you
<Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!" |
#1193 (79/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash" |
#1188 (63/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> You see
<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"
<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000" |
#1187 (-2/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P |
#1186 (4/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p |
#1183 (36/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten
(notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him
(notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum
(notME) i watched it
(notME) i wasn't going to spank him
(notME) d00d no
(notME) i turned around
(notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass
(notME) i didn't want to spank him
(notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster |
#1181 (130/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave...
loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast... |
#1180 (135/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix?
<yaragn> with those green lines of flying text?
<yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl |
#1176 (114/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson" |
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