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<maff> Someone has donated coathanger just now!
<Amanda`> GET IT
<Amanda`> GET THE COATHANGER
<Amanda`> YOU CAN PERFORM INGAME ABORTIONS! |
#1038 (44/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Duo]> man, you guys are so not 7334 |
#1037 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mass> hey does anyone know what the song name is by Frankie Lymon that goes Uhhh uhh uh uh uhahhhhh uhh uhh uh |
#1036 (64/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thinkmad> lets get up a game of cs
<Thinkmad> fsho
<Thinkmad> i want to make a map
<Guilty> Oh god
<Guilty> You would have penis's hidden EVERYWHERE |
#1035 (0/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lux0r> don't make me /molest you |
#1033 (90/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player" |
#1032 (136/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine |
#1031 (-2/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north of my belly button. |
#1030 (185/379) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> what excuse do you use when you skip school
<c-rOCK> say you have a fat migraine
<c-rOCK> and cant see straight
<Guilty> Speaking of fat and not straight, wheres D1 |
#1029 (274/440) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> you know maybe we need a real woman in here to help us, give us a womans point of view cause i mean if i asked amanda what makes a man a badass
<timmo> how much you want to bet she would say something like
<timmo> great grammar and 100% kill rate in quake |
#1027 (3/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report |
#1026 (188/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(TheGamer) people are so broke here [THE UNITED KINGDOM] - because many brits are unskilled, as you can leave school with a standing at 16. Many people live in housing equivalent to Manitoba Housing (gov't assisted housing)
(TheGamer) however.. you as a Canadian would not be entitled to any benefits.. except free birth control pills
(tiko) I'd get free birth control pills?!?!
(tiko) DAMMIT!
(tiko) SOLD! |
#1025 (-1/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(phoenix30) napster is taking filenames and putting them all in reverse order
(Pioneer-) prolly some stoopid polish version |
#1023 (82/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> for hookers in vegas its like
<timmo> $500
<timmo> they better be fucking me while im playing quake and shit |
#1021 (1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer? |
#1018 (5/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse* |
#1017 (-1/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(s|urpee) Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work"
(s|urpee) and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?"
(s|urpee) and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin"
(s|urpee) and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes"" |
#1016 (1/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ _raven is Away. [Reason: out. like a boner in sweat pants.] |
#1013 (4/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big |
#1012 (90/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion |
#1011 (187/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out |
#1008 (0/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing* |
#1007 (-1/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory |
#1005 (0/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos? |
#998 (0/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol |
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