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#1324 (21/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[cut]> fuckin russians made my ftp server crash last night. somebody from 212.46.194.123 -> ip-583.dialup.cl.spb.ru
<hypr> hahhahwhaw
<[cut]> what the fuck
<[cut]> somebody from romainia tried to steal my leapFTP bookmark file
<[cut]> (005570) 6/3/2001 12:04:28 AM - 56k (217.13.97.62) > asked to change directory : 'C:ftpmp3 -> C:ftpmp3C:PROGRAM FILESLEAPFTP' --> Access denied (No Such Directory).
<[cut]> Resolved 217.13.97.62 to mflorin.soft.forte.ro
<hypr> hahahahahaha
<SysError> cut the foreigners want war with you
<[cut]> i added to my welcome message.. IF ALL OFF YOU EUROPEAN/ASIAN FOREIGN FUCKS KEEP TRYING TO "HACK" ME. THE SERVER WILL GO PRIVATE. |
#1323 (218/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> ¿
<LkTruth1> hypr is confused in Spanish. |
#1322 (147/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadMAxJr> they should replace /kick with /stab |
#1320 (85/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P |
#1317 (-1/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
~ BigTongue is talking to a 18 year old portuguese chick.. that means she's either gunna give good head or clean my house nicely |
#1314 (15/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tektrnica> i got roller blades
<Tektrnica> they have orange on them tho :P
<Tektrnica> fawking raverblades |
#1309 (39/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
~ TwinWork is craving chinese
(TwinWork) any asian girls in here? |
#1308 (73/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> america where a poor black boy can grow up to become a rich white woman
<CiXeL> michael jackson |
#1307 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken |
#1306 (139/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(nexxai) holy fuck...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension
(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think. |
#1303 (33/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Eblan> nirvana smells like teen spirit is on, and i can't help but headbang to this song
<Eblan> and it dosent feel right with short hair |
#1302 (183/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> okay...here's one
<|Chris> what's the worst crime you've ever commited?
<Guilty> I once taped a Golden Girls episode with only implyed oral permission and not expressed written permission |
#1301 (61/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<homerj> I'm starting to have a real dislike of vegitarians
<homerj> and their holier then thou attitude
<noxnbox> we should eat them
<ryo-ohki> I bet they'd taste good.
<berzerker> my band has a 6 minute track about hating vegitarians
<ryo-ohki> Their body is like all meat, with just a little bit of fat.
<berzerker> and throwing steaks at their face
<homerj> because they must have some sort of rule that they tell you they are vegetarian like 5 times a day
<homerj> must be in the handbook "when you hvae the desire to eat meat, tell someone your a vegetarian"
<DigDug> you know, vegetarians are probably kosher too |
#1297 (-1/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> I'm getting a GBA from ZD next month.
<LkTrout1> with an unintentional $5 discount on Castlevania GBA
<LkTrout1> I ordered it before they realized the price goof on Castlevania.
<SYch0> wow!
<SYch0> five WHOLE dollarS?!
<wild_> thats 2 months salary in korea |
#1293 (230/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> HAHA
<ApOkAliPs> well...
<ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it... |
#1290 (169/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming |
#1289 (324/510) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC. |
#1280 (97/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year: 3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard" |
#1278 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Amanda> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda p0 ppp152.acelink.n 2:46AM - pico vi-tutorial |
#1276 (191/379) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy. |
#1275 (1/396) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iis> exploit me |
#1274 (159/375) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do? |
#1273 (49/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2 |
#1272 (10/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx |
#1271 (-1/358) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi please msg me , rush |
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