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#1366 (0/207) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> kids are out of school for now...
<MadHatter> that means 2x the takeovers |
#1361 (-2/210) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<immi> i want madonnas pussy
<dr\gonzo> besides you putting your penis inside madonna would be like you putting your penis out the window
<dr\gonzo> that shit has to be sooooo loose |
#1359 (108/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Starchild> Someone say something clever/interesting/homoerotic, I'm bored.
*** Starchild was kicked by Defcon (All your base are belong to gay men. Sex.) |
#1356 (119/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McGrue> You need messageboards?
<Sharkey> Certainly not 'need'. Probably not even want. I just occasionally have this nagging implacable emptiness that I think a message board might fill.
<Sharkey> Maybe I just need cock. |
#1355 (339/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McGrue> The truth, like a penis, sometimes slips out at inopportune times. |
#1354 (205/364) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brentai> I have Q3, but I like playing it about as much as I like trying to suck my own wang.
<Brentai> i.e. it's painful and futile, but once and a while I try to do it just to prove that I can. And I can't. |
#1353 (15/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gayo> I went with purple even though two characters wear purple and the first city is made entirely of purple buildings.
<Gayo> Which means that so far the only green is in the little "occupied" lights above the bedroom doors.
<Sharkey> ... that sounds really familiar for some reason. Probably reminding me of some retarded childrens program.
<Sharkey> Something where all the people are purple and live in purple houses and have purple lawns, until mysterious green men come from the moon and everybody learns the wonders of ethnic diversity.
<Sharkey> Well slap ma fro! Where da purple woman at? Where da purple woman at? "Kill the greenie!" |
#1352 (142/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CyberThor> HIDE THE SHIT, SHARKEY'S HERE!
* Silkenray throws a blanket over Thor
* CyberThor is soothed by the calming, womb-like combination of warm and dark |
#1351 (49/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!! |
#1350 (92/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.
<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself. |
#1348 (128/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food? |
#1346 (88/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Sakura02 rips Brentai in half and stabs one half with the other half. >:( |
#1345 (226/418) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Orm-Riva> I knew a man who had sex with a helicopter once.
<Illandir> ...
<Orm-Riva> Alright, I didn't, I lied to try to impress you. |
#1344 (218/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named 'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"
<gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter train simulators in America!?!" |
#1343 (181/351) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(nexxai) Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party). |
#1341 (40/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SPD-DMN> i wanna get a 6.5L turbo-diesel and like.. put it into a honda accord
<SPD-DMN> or is that.. put a honda accord into a 6.5L turbo-diesel? |
#1338 (217/380) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Frodo1234> Although it turns out that "non-toxic" isn't synonomous with "great for snacking" when it comes to toys
<Frodo1234> Even though they say that bubble blowing fluid is non toxic, apparently you're still not supposed to chug it |
#1337 (211/393) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff. |
#1335 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up |
#1332 (103/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet.
<maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were on |
#1331 (113/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<felix> that raid card is gonna saturate that machine
<felix> that's like giving a chihuahua a fire hydrant enema. |
#1330 (5/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(fub) I walked into a police station once to pick up some court papers, and I smoked a joint about 5 blocks away and I was was sitting in there for awhile and I looked down at my shoes and the roach was on the front tounge of my shoe ;/ |
#1328 (154/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brinstar> If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. |
#1327 (71/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Cybertrx is 5'3, 198 pounds, ugly, balding, highly skilled programmer. All my shirts are yellow with cumstains. I am seeking a tall, gorgeous, stunningly hot babe in her early 20s with an amazing rack and thick luxurious blond hair. /msg me |
#1325 (184/390) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<immi> a penny for your thoughts
<dr\gonzo> a nickle for anal with your mom |
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