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#1413 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D |
#1409 (96/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx |
#1408 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing. |
#1407 (-3/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever ! |
#1406 (-4/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I |
#1405 (-1/475) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<breather> hehe one time when my buddy was drunk was like making up a recipe for acid, he said something about spaghetti noodles and green koolaid it was to funny |
#1404 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<plazmabur> hey watch it!! dud !! i was partying all night for a week starigh twhen i was in my first year of highschool and i'm still goin strong!! |
#1401 (0/350) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation the other day
<thirdrai|> we wre like
<thirdrai|> if u had to give head to ur father to save him would u? |
#1399 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software... |
#1394 (-1/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw |
#1393 (167/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay
<Guilty> And sharing |
#1392 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could |
#1390 (31/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again
<hypr> :(
<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR! |
#1389 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt." |
#1387 (133/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known. |
#1385 (65/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
...
(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best |
#1384 (62/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands??? |
#1383 (79/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered |
#1381 (15/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Durtro> an army of swedish surgeons couldn't make him a girl. |
#1380 (119/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[josho] man i had a fucked up dream last night
[josho] i think my maid was fondeling me
[josho] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"
[josho] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
[josho] and my asshole felt funny.
(|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep
[josho] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs |
#1379 (256/443) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> ive been to one star trek convention, and i was 14
<studmuffn> it was cool. patrick stewart was there
<studmuffn> they told us not to ask why they cant fix baldness in the 24th century |
#1377 (45/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheFlux2k> i just teleport everywhere
<TheFlux2k> walking is for faggots |
#1375 (169/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Fustard] I just walked out into the living room today
[Fustard] and my mom just randomly went
[Fustard] 'the dog has been masturbating too much, ive never seen it that big' |
#1370 (51/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<diz> i remember sticking lightbright pegs in places they shouldn't go on a girl |
#1367 (3/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(_dev) you go get what you want for supper
(_dev) and i will cook it
(Ashley) wings!
(TwinWorkn) Ashley: with dry weave?
(TwinWorkn) for added panty protection? |
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