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#1473 (33/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> id like to see a good movie about someone nuking the Superbowl
#1471 (60/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
#1470 (7/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand
#1468 (1/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place
<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
#1466 (0/199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeremy^> everything i know about genetics, i learned from beverly hills 90210 and other aaron spelling classics. :)
<jeremy^> oh, and biology class
<jeremy^> but i mean come on
#1464 (0/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> damn, how many newsgroups are there now?
<HomerJ> 80k+
<HomerJ> I just want some porn
#1462 (122/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair?
#1459 (0/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Mass] the 4 x 4 is 4 slabs of beef with 3 buns
[josho] jesus mass
[josho] that's like eating for a african family of 30
#1458 (164/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlexChiu> I should check my hotmail account.  See what happened to that psycho 13 year old bisexual girl who wanted to be my girlfriend
#1456 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shaft> i want some imac bed sheets.
#1455 (37/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KMFDM> Your rank out of 1918856 total users is: 411951st place
<bocz> aha whats that for
<bocz> a beauty contest?
#1454 (213/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?
#1450 (135/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?
<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level
<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
#1447 (194/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<curiosity> I can't wait til' we can directly interface to the brain - that way the voices in my head can talk on IRC.
#1443 (202/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
#1442 (145/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kashan> Ive been playing jetgrindradio too much
<Kashan> I just tried to grind a stairwell in halflife
#1433 (73/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foo1> I AM JESUS
<Foo1> BOW TO ME
<Foo1> BOW TO MY GREATNESS
<Foo1> FOR I AM THE SAVIOR
<Foo1> (*#$(*$#
*** Foo1 was kicked by Evel (WOOOOO I JUST KICKED JESUS FROM AN IRC CHANNEL!@##!@!@#!@#)
#1432 (77/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school
#1429 (0/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
#1428 (-2/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
#1424 (60/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag
#1423 (187/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other.
#1422 (2/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** mindpulp has quit IRC (internet relay lobotomy)
#1419 (90/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard
#1415 (164/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV
<Th3Virus> no bleeps
<Spacenett> which one is it
<Spacenett> heh
<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view
<Th3Virus> paper view
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