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#259 (201/457) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reptile-> My hands are soft and girly-like.
<reptile-> Masturbating is so much better for me!
<Taurclave> You dream of handjobs
<DigDug> reptile- pretends that the hands belong to a girl
<Taurclave> He probably has painted nails on his favorite hand |
#258 (177/447) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject' |
#257 (5/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<repp0r> Dude, pot first, then porn.
<repp0r> Trust me. It's so much better. :D
<lele> dude i'm doing before AND after |
#254 (6/493) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long |
#250 (-1/555) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: wait a minute. 'my' b-days on 31 may... lol i was thinking aboiut my uncle hehe
e l i t e m r p: umm how could you confuse your own bday with your uncle?
n e r d b 5: their so close together hehe |
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#247 (6/492) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: you use redhat?
n e r d b 5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
n e r d b 5: like napster
n e r d b 5: d/l apps from other people |
#246 (4/404) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: first type this
CD WINDOWSCOMMAND
n e r d b 5: i dont have a cd in the cdrom |
#245 (1/530) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day? |
#243 (137/393) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram. |
#242 (335/555) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> An infinite number of monkeys, on an infinite number of typewriters, will eventually produce the collected works of Shakespeare. John Romero's Daikatana was a ten-minute, five-monkey job. |
#241 (239/530) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SWM> if the average penis is 6"
<SWM> and the average pussy is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused pussy in like New York |
#239 (229/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I just went out to the parking lot in my bathrobe to exchange warez CDs. |
#238 (90/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[thinkmad] does anyone know a good car audio site
(McMoo) www.40plus50plus.com
[thinkmad] you fucking bastard moo
[kisama] mcmoo: i have member logins to that site |
#236 (430/690) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia |
#235 (253/482) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor |
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#231 (15/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ArIck> mann
<ArIck> i sure am getting a porno addiction
<ArIck> i mean, i feel empty in the morning if i haven't found good porno |
#230 (157/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> i'll have dsl too, by this week, brett
<kisama> cockface is hooking me up
<kisama> :)
<Guilty|> Thats really nice of your mom to do |
#229 (104/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iMike> i remember every time i closed my eyes
<iMike> id see your penis
<iMike> it was great
<iMike> i mean disgusting. |
#228 (230/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Nov 27 23:45:02 Box1 MormonGuard[20721]: Mormons be tryin' to break into y0 system!
<Guilty> Thank god for you MormonGuard |
#227 (266/498) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> We're going to have matching motherboards and processors
<timmo> AMANDA: NOW THAT IS THE TYPE OF WEIRD SHIT IM TALKING ABOUT
<timmo> MOST WOMEN WANT MATCHING SHEETS AND SHIT
<timmo> weirdo |
#226 (114/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end |
#225 (5/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> WE COULD USE DHCP FOR WINS RESOLUTION IN OUR ROUTING TABLES OR A STANDARD IPX PACKET TRANSMISSION PROTOCOL WHEN CREATING REVERSE PTR TABLES FOR DYNAMIC CLASS A IP ADDRESSES AND MAKE SURE OUR DNS KERNEL HAS THE CORRECT START OF AUTHORITY RECORD FOR OUR SUBNET MASK WHEN PREPARING PTR RECORDS FOR LOOPBACK MULTICASTING.
<Intra> exactly amanda |
#224 (146/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol |
#223 (5/490) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[azn]> i am valid victorian |
#218 (243/537) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyDe> man, back when i was in my sexual prime..
<CrazyDe> in the 7th grade... |
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