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#1521 (-3/3199) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(br0kerman) leave him alone
(br0kerman) hes more l33t then u
(br0kerman) he deserves +o
(Skizer) no, he can fuck off
(Skizer) he deserves +JEW
(br0kerman) why?
(Skizer) cause he's a faggot
(Skizer) not even +JEW
(br0kerman) hahah
(Skizer) some jew's are cool
(Skizer) he's gay
(Skizer) he deserves +SANFRANCISCO cause he's a flaming faggot |
#1520 (216/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> one day i will find a way to implant annoying songs in other peoples heads
<studmuffn> it will be my supervillian power |
#1518 (0/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: ZiGgA (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<ZiGgA> help me..
<ZiGgA> i think i am being packetted!
<ZiGgA> my receive light is on fulltime! |
#1514 (146/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<studmuffn> whenever people talk about ethics the sentences get longer |
#1511 (86/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip |
#1508 (190/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep |
#1507 (88/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nexxai> man, I love having hookups
<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory? |
#1506 (-2/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tacu> i shouldn't have a) eat peaches b) laugh out loud |
#1505 (242/416) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mrmanic> Stacy, are you what they call a "hottie"?
<StacySHWR> hhaha
<StacySHWR> i'm 17 :P
<mrmanic> Oh.
<mrmanic> So you're what they call "Jailbait"? |
#1504 (1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dr\gonzo> fuck linux
<dr\gonzo> that's the OS for people that don't wear deodorant |
#1498 (252/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steef> i feel sorry for kids today, when they reminisce on their childhood, they will have songs by britney spears and backstreet boys |
#1497 (173/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> i have pillows shipped UPS so when i get them they are already pre pounded and fluffy |
#1492 (16/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** collusion is now known as CmdrTaco
<_vulture> OMG
<_vulture> CmdrTaco I kick your ass
<CmdrTaco> i shutdown slashdot
<CmdrTaco> i realized its a piece of shit
<_vulture> mandrake hates slashdot too
<CmdrTaco> im gonna go cry cuz i hate M$$$$
<CmdrTaco> somebody cheer me up and send me a kernel to compile |
#1490 (108/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* AaronWL licks jwilbur seductively.
<jwilbur> AaronWL: rawr, you're a frisky one. Too bad you're on AOL, I might catch something |
#1489 (132/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NtG puts on his glasses with lenses thicker than the glass on the popemobile
<NtG> the contact lens version is only good if you can fit half a tennis ball in your eye socket |
#1488 (17/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NtG> now if only people would swallow their syringes
<NtG> im sick of stepping on them |
#1487 (3/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive |
#1486 (230/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
<MrP-> yeah, im crying now
<MrP-> whats wrong with it?
<aorie> this sucks
<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
<MrP-> me too
<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT! |
#1485 (62/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> what is wrong with slashdot.org?? I am almost done reading my 1997-2001 Slashdot.org cache CD-ROM set, if I finish and its not back up, I may perish |
#1484 (430/555) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SiNs-) $1,599.99
(SiNs-) $1,599.70
(SiNs-) Save $0.29
(SiNs-) wow
(SiNs-) if i go to bestbuy, i can buy a computer AND a peanut |
#1483 (-1/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> Now playing: Right Hand - Gripping my penis (and moving up and down (2001)) @ 192 strokes per second. (0:13/0:27) |
#1482 (11/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks |
#1481 (4/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?
<Edge_> i think i will be ok |
#1479 (-1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed |
#1475 (-1/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isocat> i tripped a couple summers ago and had a 'jerry' trip sort of, he had just died and i listened to some dead and tried to summon his spirit |
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