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#1554 (103/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it |
#1553 (136/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in the bathroom
<ckx> i fucking clean my mouth with that thing
<ckx> i don't want no skank ass panties on top of it at 8 fucking am
*** skmt changes topic to '<ckx> i hate when i find other people's underwear sitting on my toothbrush in th'
<ckx> yah that's pretty funny
<ckx> almost as funny as picking pubic hair out of your teeth |
#1552 (213/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop
<ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi
<ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"
<ckx> and they'd get all offended
<skmt> haha
<ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead |
#1550 (-2/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<racs> Dago n : ethnic slur; offensive terms for a person of Italian descent [syn: wop, Guinea, greaseball]
<racs> zaney is all of the above |
#1547 (265/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass? |
#1546 (190/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle |
#1545 (27/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<peng> Guilty and I never had dealings
<Guilty> Remember that time you were lonely and couldnt find any new Brittney porn
<peng> which time
<Guilty> And I hadnt gotten a haircut in a while so my golden locks were flowing
<Guilty> And I happen to have a tight red jumpsuit...
<Guilty> And well, you know |
#1543 (76/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda> I remember being in Europe
<Amanda> and I'd call shaft from payphones to ask if we'd gotten the channel back yet |
#1542 (-1/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evil_Kneival> I see.
<super`radish> dude
<super`radish> stop with the punctuation
<Evil_Kneival> Why?
<super`radish> because its like putting a rainbow cowboy sticker on your car bumper |
#1541 (97/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'. |
#1540 (35/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fastahj7> what's the difference between the usa DC lightgun and the euro one
<smcn> the usa one has a "shoot up your school" button |
#1538 (149/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vermifuge> dude what the f
<vermifuge> 256 megs kingston for 20 dollars, shipped
<dr\gonzo> FOR LESS THAN A PILL OF ECSTACY YOU CAN HAVE 256MB OF RAM |
#1537 (-1/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<qbpsawk> but try saying
<qbpsawk> "ID LIKE TO BUY A FAG" in a bar in america
<qbpsawk> and you see what happens
<qbpsawk> :D
<St-Knight> Well if I was the bartender I'd know to give the guy a cigarette.
* slow wants to buy a pack of fags
<Rivers> i'd like to burn a pack of fags |
#1535 (221/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Speaking of which, did you know that Slashdot.org just changed its name to Gullible?
<HoJu> Really? |
#1534 (42/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> anubis's nick is cool
<Spin0ut> cuz it contains the words anus and bi |
#1533 (0/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(blakus) let justin sit around and tell ross stories
(Exocet-) lol, he adds his own special twist :)
(blakus) yeh, like 5% truth, 95% bullshit intensity |
#1532 (-1/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mydgear> wow, im listening to the best of dj premiere
<mydgear> every beat sounds the same
<diagram> kinda like how all blacks look the same |
#1530 (129/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Amanda2] Alright
[Amanda2] Here's what I'm going to do
[Amanda2] I'm gonna sit here naked and I'll look anywhere I itch to make sure it isn't because of a flea |
#1529 (3/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties? |
#1528 (170/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> We used to have this kick ass game when we were kids....
<VillainSede> Swallow the chlorine tabs?
<VillainSede> that one takes me back.. |
#1527 (40/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Geothermal> Jesus, I can only say so many things about fat people before they become redundant. I think it would help if they all flew to their own personal little island made of gumdrops and then ate themselves to the bottom of the sea like some kind of Atlantis. You know, only really fat. |
#1525 (-2/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van |
#1524 (34/188) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(lo^fi) ok who thinks the "burning schoolhouse" that comes in boxes of fireworks sux ass
(tiko) bill: I do
(dawly) me too :)
(superdave) bill you just have to soak it with gas first |
#1523 (55/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sev> there is no big brother
<sev> just a big pervert |
#1522 (32/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<w3nis> people with down syndrome are all "Hey check us out we have an extra chromosome, weeee, wipe our ass" |
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