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#1588 (-3/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked. |
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<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time. |
#1586 (6/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL |
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<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open |
#1584 (39/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could.
<Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow"
<Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it |
#1583 (62/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds?
<no_soul> thats a hefty sack
<ecoli> my god.
<no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all
<ecoli> them is some big nuts
<ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long?
<no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle |
#1582 (-1/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand
<assman2> its fucking annoying
<assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on
<mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut
<assman2> mabbz
<assman2> i cant shoot that far
<mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button?
<hydro> jesus
<assman2> i fucking hate when that happens
<hydro> this is fucking disgusting
<assman2> it happened to me once |
#1581 (0/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy |
#1580 (91/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<no_soul> i snorted Ajax
<no_soul> i almost died |
#1579 (-1/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ?
<riski> No.
<musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex..
<musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them |
#1578 (8348/11878) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
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#1577 (6/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room! |
#1575 (178/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh...
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care.
<CoN> oh thanks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it.
<CoN> ... thats weird
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D
<[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice?
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#1574 (79/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jessafk> ;) your just too smart for me
<tress> you're grammar astounds me |
#1573 (-4/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tress> i've erected a level 10 forcefield around my penis |
#1570 (67/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tress> i have no arms
<tress> i have to type by blowing through a straw
<tress> i dropped my straw |
#1569 (286/450) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<defproc> i made a program that crashed once. i put it in my resumé and sent it to microsoft. |
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<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things
<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines
<ckx> then i'd be in heaven
<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"
<ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK"
<ckx> stupid women
<mdl> haha |
#1566 (96/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math |
#1565 (255/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<metroid23> i ask for whole milk and people look at me like i wanna suck it right off the cow or something |
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<MightyQuinn> greetings, Mr. Ethanol
<Rico> Mmm... caffeine.
<Squizzle> Wow, one of you failed organic chem. |
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<Zaratustra> Kei is the deity of putting 'in bed' at the end of fortune cookie messages. |
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<Badforyou> Does anyone know where you can buy large, exceptionally strong plastic bags, fake dog poo, sulphuric acid, aroma therapy candles, and a ten pound dead doberman on the internet?
<freekoala> all but the dead dog on amazon.com i bet
<freekoala> you could put together your 'amazon.com' wishlist and send it to people. they will wonder about the theme, but keep them wondering. |
#1556 (123/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Patilla> hacking is cool
<@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie |
#1555 (14/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> i'm not gay
<ckx> i just like to see people fuck
<ckx> even if they're guys |
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