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#1616 (-2/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means
#1615 (23/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eastjinx> from 19 to now, my world has completely changed
<DigDug> my world changes every 6 months :[
<|steve|> the world has changed 3 times since the last time i been out
<sev> world changes for me everyday
<|steve|> but our penis size stays the same
#1612 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem?
#1611 (38/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tak> your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache
#1610 (46/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS
#1609 (167/368) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza
stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?
<Prae> to make an observation like that
<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
#1608 (0/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lusta> im doin' route now, heh
<Pneuma> wyze1
<Pneuma> isn't it weird
<Pneuma> that "lusta" is an anagram for "aslut"
#1607 (116/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kidjess> If you cause me problems
<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?
<kidjess> I will chop your penis off
<tress> oh my
<kidjess> and mail it to bob
<tress> oh oh oh my
<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents
#1605 (23/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tgpretend> MICROSOFT BRAIN DRAIN CONTINUES. Fourteen-year
<tgpretend>     vet. Paul Maritz resigns.
<tgpretend> how can he be an m$ veterna if he's only 14?
#1604 (216/407) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
<Prence> i meant to say couch
#1603 (97/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pac> THAT DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE ZERO COOL
<pac> IN MY SCHOOL
<pac> I YELLED ZERO COOL DURING LUNHC
<pac> AND HE STOOD UP
<pac> AND LOOKED AROUN
#1602 (-1/359) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Camo> prence: someone at school played a prank on a loser and they fed him like a whole bottle of viagra by putting it under the cheese of his pizza and then in the middle of class, his penis exploded and he had to go to the hospital
#1601 (217/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skatoni> will some one please help
<`NeXiGeN`> what's yer problem ?
<skatoni> there is a guy hacking into my computer
<`NeXiGeN`> unplug yer modem
<skatoni> how?
<`NeXiGeN`> see all those wires behind your computer box ?
<`NeXiGeN`> ripem all out
*** skatoni has quit IRC (Read error to skatoni[ppp012.rosenet.net]: Connection reset by peer)
#1600 (185/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday!
<Prae> <Prae> wanna present?
<Prae> <mmp> yes
<Prae> I’m ping flooding him
#1599 (111/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(
#1598 (220/419) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> omg
<k-rad-bob> I just realized
<k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants
<k-rad-bob> brb
#1597 (207/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ryan> I think I’m going to feed my dog viagra and leave
him home alone with my sister.
#1596 (20/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!?
<Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO
#1595 (6/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons
<Prae_> just as i thought
<k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all
<k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth
<Prae_> LOL
<k-rad-bob> no masturbating
<k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you
<k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick
<k-rad-bob> imagine the sex
#1594 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum
<Prae> and im all outta gum
#1593 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really  hack in the UK?
#1592 (0/368) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL
<trigg`> what exploit?
<parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT
<trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run?
<parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!!
<trigg`> uh ok
#1591 (13/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit
#1590 (242/414) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Camo> wiz
<Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school?
<Wizkid`> yes, my virginity
#1589 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston
<zuez> and fuck him with my shaved carrot
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