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#1656 (114/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an
erect penis.
<JD> Really!
DigiGnðme> I thought they all were.
DigiGnðme> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra. |
#1655 (155/317) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.
Mr Brown> ill kill you
<JD> No, I like the way I say it better |
#1654 (73/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass
<JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya
<JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening... |
#1651 (151/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age |
#1648 (140/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
IoStream 14: LOL
IoStream 14: radio
IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married" |
#1645 (94/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce |
#1642 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants. |
#1641 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it. |
#1640 (280/442) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Inoshiro> Wth
<Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval"
<harb> Er?
<Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing? |
#1639 (136/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf.
<acestus> What a sick job.
<acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?"
<acestus> "qmail." |
#1637 (47/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer. And it's ugly too." -my cs professor |
#1636 (188/357) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit
<gabe> maybe in alabama. |
#1634 (215/396) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<harb> Polybeastiality? Is that like cheating on your sheep with your cow? |
#1633 (312/434) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent.
<harb> Defect : Haha.
<harb> I hate that.
<harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.
<harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.
<Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it." |
#1632 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<perdida> should I go make porn for loan-payment cash? if so which aspect of porn would have the best pay/disgusting stuff ratio? |
#1631 (266/488) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig" |
#1630 (6/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(mc-face) don't you think a funny joke gift would be kleenex that smells like ass |
#1628 (238/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<reflector> I'm skinny and I have a big nose, but girls still let me touch them sometimes
<Viseus> reflector: Yeah me too. In packed subway trains and stuff |
#1627 (217/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zonkto> I'll bet you could ski through a revolving door if you timed it really well. |
#1625 (8/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TasmBoy> does anyone have the source code to windows? |
#1622 (49/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<YehhNO> how i download irc? |
#1621 (8/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<iMike> i think english transcends spelling
<DooD> especially with words like k3wl d00d |
#1619 (226/392) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Seros> fuck
<Seros> we were at 7-11
<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?"
<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization. >:O |
#1618 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Demention) Qwa-Z sucks like George Michael in a men's bathroom :P |
#1617 (31/219) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ground0-> as if your opinion matters, or means anything in this world at all
<hypr> as if your elitest bs opinion matter, or means anything in this world at all
<hypr> ;P
<ground0-> actually it does
<hypr> and how is that
<ground0-> highschool/college graduate/registered voter/licensed driver |
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