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<Camo> tress, how do I make a program that makes the cd spin really fast and does't stop and if you open the cdrom drive, the cd flies out and cuts your throat? |
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thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy |
#1699 (-1/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thep0et> working sucks, i stay home all day
<thep0et> i might as well be black |
#1698 (81/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern? |
#1693 (94/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Eibii> I'm crossdressing for the next con, thank ye gods. Fewer chunky Star Trek fanboys in bad latex following me around and asking me to dinner, at least. THe joy of sexual alienation... |
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<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay! |
#1682 (157/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<stc> all us asians look alike
<stc> so getting in with older brother id's is easy heh |
#1681 (73/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums |
#1680 (180/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> if i were to take a stab in the dark as to what josh is pissed about
<timmo> i would have to say its women troubles
<josho> next time you take a stab at something, aim for your eye |
#1679 (167/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use?
<al-x> strawberry
<al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA |
#1678 (209/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SEoD> ooooh, my mac is gorgeous
<SEoD> it's so expensive and see-thru
<Xlord> sounds like some women I know |
#1677 (-1/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of |
#1676 (-1/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels? |
#1675 (90/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed?
<priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh
<priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us |
#1674 (180/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SlimZ> i like my pickup line
<SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink" |
#1673 (11/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego. |
#1672 (191/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass |
#1671 (136/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity |
#1670 (23/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem
<kisama> motive* |
#1667 (73/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD=
(`Thunder) whoa
(`Thunder) they released my life
(`Thunder) how did they tape all that?!
(madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!!
(runner-) either way its gonna be boring |
#1663 (164/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.' |
#1661 (108/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND!
<DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room. |
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<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks. |
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<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be |
#1658 (102/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bigPIMP> are you a virgin?
<kink> yes
<kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong |
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