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#1762 (91/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. |
#1761 (133/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm going to buy one of those stormtrooper outfits from return of the jedu
<MadHatter> jedi
<MadHatter> and ride mine through the woods, weaving through trees
<enex> and look like a complete tool |
#1760 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
*** Joins: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> wtf
<MadHatter> who kicked me
<Lepper> heh, you're too anal about being kicked
<MadHatter> I just want to know
<scar`> [16:57] *** Parts: MadHatter (Hatter@ha.kz)
<MadHatter> yeah ok
<Lepper> don't clients tell you when youg et kicked?
<Lepper> err, who kicks you
<MadHatter> I dunno man, I'm busy here
<MadHatter> leave me alone |
#1758 (9/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<< Now chatting in #finalfight
>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "
>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "
>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "
[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here! |
#1753 (239/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Squizzle> WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. |
#1750 (130/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ Deft I suck cock! msg me for price list
(Deft) uhm ignore that |
#1749 (107/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> what music should i download tonight
<timmo> oh shit
<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[
<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?
<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN
<timmo> toon disney
<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show |
#1745 (116/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
(poopfart) yes
(poopfart) i can
(poopfart) their called accidents |
#1741 (193/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead. |
#1739 (83/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This". |
#1735 (79/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :) |
#1734 (81/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one. |
#1733 (0/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<twist> I masturbated to a dreamcast game once
<twist> It was a fighting game, and 2 of the chicks had very large breasts
<twist> and their breasts jiggled when they moved |
#1732 (6/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nailhead> Ya, How come there's albinos in all races but theres no ppl that are
the opposeite? like "alblackos" or sumpin? |
#1731 (167/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms.
<outcaste> They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq
for an hour after I'd gone |
#1730 (300/460) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<Celestya> i dont think so
<Mikkel> Wanna go camping? |
#1729 (111/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how?? |
#1728 (166/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jeffwey> i will buy a camoflouged condom so u wont see me coming |
#1727 (189/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
#1723 (158/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k-rad-bob> i made an avi of me jacking off
<k-rad-bob> then i jacked off while watching it
* linKnee is afk: PUKING |
#1716 (0/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<occifer> my penis was fat
<occifer> not to long ago
<occifer> so i employed a well known chineese remedy
<occifer> you simple tug and pull at it for a couple of minutes |
#1713 (12/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<odinnn> i used to be scared i would turn into a mexican if i ate too much
mexican food |
#1711 (12/372) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zorglub> will php work on old browsers? |
#1704 (219/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tress> I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. |
#1703 (4/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him |
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