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<DMC[ijcd]> I cut holes in my pockets to masturbate in public |
#1808 (127/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big |
#1807 (135/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fry> Well my beard was a first commander in the Camanche Army !
<JDigital> ...
<JDigital> No he wasn't, Fry. You lied to impress us.
<Fry> Bah...I am ashamed...How did you catch me ?
<JDigital> You misspelt Commanche. |
#1805 (223/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(treaz0n4) msn sent me a 4 page report on how to report spammers |
#1800 (227/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Matt-H> Leeches cure everything.
<JDigital> What about an allergy to leeches?
<Fry> What about loss of blood ?
<Matt-H> 'cept that, you witty bastard, you.
<JDigital> Or a fear of leeches.
<JDigital> Or lag. |
#1794 (7/359) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Semi> What good is a car with no dildos? |
#1787 (63/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> only amanda would place her faith in something written in object pascal. |
#1785 (81/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Weazel> stupid cops
<Weazel> always giving me shit
<Weazel> SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX |
#1784 (103/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> on call for help, they ask this guy for the type of modem he has, so he tries to be a bigshot and says, "YEAH, I HAVE AN INDUSTRY STANDARD ARCHITECHTURE MODEM, I THINK IT'S PCI." |
#1783 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> ok, someone tell me which line of this spam doesnt belong
<Acero> steven, have you entered our daily drawing at Bigprizes.com yet? You could win $25.00! Buy a
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<Acero> Bigprizes points! |
#1782 (199/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense |
#1781 (-2/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000 |
#1778 (183/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
<wild> it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus |
#1776 (136/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cait-sith> being in love
<R0y> i wish
<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states |
#1775 (259/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> i just asked a girl out
<wild> been 6 minutes no reply :|
<wild> maybe icq wasn't the way to go |
#1774 (267/446) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WabbyTwax> MOVIE TRIVIA TIME You have to beat EtherMan's high score of 720
<WabbyTwax> Question #59: for 60 points . . . .
<WabbyTwax> What special skill did the cricket possess in the movie "Mulan"?
<Evil_God> talking
<EtherMan> speech
<D-viant> singing
<Evil_God> ninjitsu
<EtherMan> swordsmanship
<D-viant> violin
<EtherMan> flight
<D-viant> fighting
<EtherMan> homosexuality
<D-viant> japanese fighting cricket
<Evil_God> big slapping testicles
<WabbyTwax> Sorry, your time is up! You had 30 seconds to answer.
<D-viant> expanding rectum
<Evil_God> opium addiction |
#1773 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> teen pregnency is funny
<rouge> yeah, cos those bitches are stupid.
<Jingoro`> yeah
<Jingoro`> they're like "boohoob boohoo my stupid boyfriend split after I had the baby"
<rouge> hjaw
<rouge> i wouldn't bareskin most chicks anyway.
<rouge> god knows where they've been.
<scar|home> you mean, "I woulnd't bareskin chicks even if I could, anyway"
<scar|home> hjaw @ rogue
<rouge> i said what i meant and i meant what i said. |
#1772 (-2/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition |
#1771 (-2/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants
<cooey> it owned |
#1770 (20/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<whoreee> i just ordered the explosion self titled CD single?
<Weeve> what's it called? |
#1767 (-3/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR MARIJUANA?
<skunko> do i look like reptile? |
#1766 (81/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> and why does my calculator smell like weed? :)
<EtherMan> BlackDeth: that explains it: your calculator is obviously high |
#1765 (1/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low
<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion |
#1764 (156/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Morris> what a dick
<iln> are you looking at gay porn again? |
#1763 (136/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jingoro`> ash has a personality disorder
*** Jingoro` was kicked by Ash (Shut up SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*yay@*.mw.mediaone.net |
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