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#1844 (177/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that |
#1843 (0/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo |
#1841 (55/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
#1840 (180/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog? Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls. Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me |
#1839 (24/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products |
#1838 (19/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole |
#1837 (0/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indian food |
#1836 (97/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today
<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style
<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants |
#1835 (83/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man". |
#1834 (166/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[09:50] <Xerox> Hey, anyone who knows Japanese, what does "kikurimu" mean?
[09:52] <Squizzle> "I am a preteen with bouncing breasts."
[09:53] <Zonkto> There are probably three or four words for that.
[09:53] <Zonkto> Sort of like the Eskimos having so many words for snow. |
#1833 (81/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»» quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04) |
#1832 (0/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`michael> when i was in preschool my mom used to babysit this girl my age named julie
<`michael> and we had this room in the basement
<`michael> and we went in there and she licked my penis |
#1831 (43/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ikkenai> ie6 update.nfo
<ikkenai> New Features Found in Micrsoft Internet Explorer 6.0:
<ikkenai> - A bunch of useless shit |
#1830 (13/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there |
#1829 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> fuck english too
<kisama> the lesbian has us playing "mythology bingo"
<kisama> what the fuck is "mythology bingo"
<kisama> and those stuck upppppp ass bitches
<kisama> were getting into it
<kisama> "DAVID AND GOLIATH WERE COOL!"
<kisama> "OH YEAH, CUPID AND PSYCHE LOOK SOOOOOOOOO CUTE IN THE BOOK!"
<kisama> "LIKE, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS REALLY COOL STORY ABOUT PROMETHEUS! HE GAVE US FIRE, WHAT A SWEET GUY!" |
#1828 (123/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[22:29] <Brentai> ...Foxie, these brownies you were eating smell kind of funny.
[22:29] <FoxieMoxie> I was eating brownies?
[22:29] <Brentai> Exactly. |
#1827 (51/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(V_Audax) flip da flop da boing floygan
(d-_-b) v_audax has been possessed by the spirit of cosby~!?~@ |
#1826 (97/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Stacey```) justin can you please tell me where you work
(Stacey```) or teach me how to hack and find out |
#1825 (230/414) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge |
#1824 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[21:51] <Hatta> yee must be like FNTC, wants them fresh outa the womb!
[21:51] <Uber`> too old for kuro
[21:51] <Nakago> >_<
[21:51] <britenite> what? kuro wants 'em in the womb?
[21:51] <Nakago> ack
[21:51] <Hatta> hmm.
[21:51] <Hatta> how would that work.
[21:51] <Nakago> don't ask
[21:52] <kisama> 2 for the price of 1 |
#1821 (144/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama_> i've been quaking so much lately
<kisama_> that when i close my eyes
<kisama_> i see quad damage
<D1> I see naked men. |
#1820 (-1/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML |
#1819 (191/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards. |
#1813 (86/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doobedoobedoo> Arlaswecryfhrljarufvvutuutwdd
<doobedoobedoo> You know what's funny?
<doobedoobedoo> That's probably a word in welsh. |
#1812 (0/197) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doobedoobedoo> I went to wales too, they're fucked people.
<doobedoobedoo> The language is really fucked up, it's like gaelic, only more fucked up.
<Thom> At least it isn't Ulster Scots.
<doobedoobedoo> Is that what they speak there? I thought they just spoke english really really poorly. |
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