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<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists" |
#1900 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"
<kisama> how i wish i could have been there
<kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil
<kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK" |
#1899 (158/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good |
#1898 (43/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :\
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice. |
#1897 (154/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this? It won't let me rape the sheep... |
#1896 (177/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though. |
#1890 (165/333) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.
<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does." |
#1870 (1/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying |
#1869 (66/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<D\TOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg? |
#1868 (225/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list |
#1867 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol |
#1866 (-1/342) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?
<synthetiq> 25
<DooD> fatass
<synthetiq> i have a large upper body
<DooD> so you have manboobs? |
#1864 (162/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ToastyGhost> Yo.
* Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost.
* ToastyGhost enjoys it also.
<Defcon> Toasty you fuck.
<ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there. |
#1863 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something |
#1861 (311/512) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP |
#1860 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying. |
#1859 (8/196) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant |
#1857 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious. |
#1856 (102/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests |
#1855 (122/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?
<D\TOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous
<hoset-> thanks much
<D\TOX> np
<D\TOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own IP # |
#1852 (153/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house |
#1851 (57/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list |
#1850 (98/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too |
#1849 (137/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded. it's quite a challenge! |
#1848 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kisama_> that's why i like anime
<Guilty> Maybe
<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd
<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers
<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers
<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer
edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school
super megatronic edition |
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