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#1948 (12/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Straight up, yo!
<Kayma> ...
<JDigital> What? Can't a guy talk about anal sex on IRC any more? |
#1947 (-1/349) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage |
#1945 (0/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe |
#1943 (265/380) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ETP> heh
* Tocool is very confused
<ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand
<Tocool> yea but
<Tocool> ...
<Tocool> heh |
#1942 (185/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought.... |
#1941 (-1/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans |
#1940 (67/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no serotonin left |
#1937 (-1/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net |
#1936 (57/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fimmtiu> asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug* Wield rm -f wildly.
<asylum_> fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN> rm -f is too slow. newfs.
<rudefix> hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it! |
#1935 (93/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me |
#1932 (47/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too" |
#1931 (154/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet |
#1924 (-1/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek. |
#1917 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets. |
#1916 (122/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else |
#1914 (0/393) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate or have sex? |
#1913 (0/284) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario?
<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can understand
<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that they ran out of chicken at popeyes? |
#1912 (86/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<D\TOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<D\TOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck" |
#1911 (39/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<D\TOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<D\TOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<D\TOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<D\TOX> 'cause she's grounded
<D\TOX> but in a month she can |
#1910 (-1/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11" |
#1909 (175/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york
<devilish1> 5 mil of software
<tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd |
#1908 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40 |
#1906 (75/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong." |
#1905 (72/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing. |
#1903 (146/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase." |
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