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#1989 (53/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Digested> uh
<Digested> why were we +i?
<DooD> because shapht was naked
<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him |
#1988 (233/490) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph |
#1987 (194/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dr\gonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<dr\gonzo> work like you don't need the money
<dr\gonzo> jack off like nobody's home |
#1985 (90/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight |
#1983 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS? |
#1982 (189/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST |
#1981 (-1/401) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells |
#1980 (116/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door |
#1979 (142/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink... |
#1978 (71/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass |
#1977 (34/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #bearcave
*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....' |
#1976 (116/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
<__NoBoDy_> heh
<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
<BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow |
#1975 (223/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno. |
#1974 (0/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall |
#1973 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|steve|> you know whats sick
<|steve|> on every IRC network,
<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
<|steve|> and #wtc
<|steve|> opportunists |
#1971 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school
<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
<Stacey> not friend
<Stacey> no no no
<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands
<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you |
#1970 (111/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women |
#1968 (87/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin |
#1967 (159/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick |
#1964 (335/467) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house? |
#1963 (126/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
::: .enter@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190)
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: .signoff@6.53p> _YOU (harpeet@149.99.97.190); ...
::: .signoff@6.53p> BlueBold (me@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> ic3d (ic3d@64-59-140-156.ivideon.com); Leaving
::: .signoff@6.53p> CoolJeff4 (LoKv70@anolas01-p88.mts.net); Leaving |
#1962 (-3/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom |
#1955 (46/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format? |
#1951 (41/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way. |
#1950 (180/350) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman. |
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