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#2093 (4/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee
<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass
<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis
<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?
<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning |
#2091 (8/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMC[mav2]> human/animal hair can be stuffed inside panty hose and used to suck up oil out from an oil spill
<DMC[mav2]> did you faggots know that |
#2090 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep? |
#2089 (-2/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMC[arfi]> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a midget.. thats as close as having sex with an 11 year old as any of you will get |
#2088 (-1/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
{<DMC[m1ls]>} you might as well shove a giant yellow penis in to your dishwasher and turn it on then run around your dining room table 3 times screaming about how your children are going to be shaped like triangles when they pop out of your wifes pyramid shaped pussy |
#2087 (100/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMC[18s]> heater cores look like baby radiators that fell out of the sky for my enjoyment.. i just wanna give them a hug they are so cuddly |
#2085 (120/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[rancid_mf] wow i need to be a better typer i dont know what is going on
(|Chris) typist*
[rancid_mf] ok im am idiot too |
#2084 (76/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?"
<kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus
<kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one
<Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed.
<kill> you just have to cloth it
<DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room. |
#2082 (105/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Brentai> Michael who?
<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.
<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.
<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.
<Thom> Died having a wank.
<Brentai> Poor guy.
<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.
<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was. |
#2081 (19/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JDigital> How has a white girl got a brown cock? That's just weird.
<DigiGnome> YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN. |
#2080 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kay|oss> i am at work
<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
<epp> (if there's no airplanes around) |
#2074 (44/201) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing? |
#2069 (226/403) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up. |
#2068 (47/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias
<SolidLand> yes.
<Ashboy> wh00p! l8r.
*** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes)
<SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change |
#2067 (141/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tobes> Have fun at work? ;)
<Morbii> not particularly ;)
<Morbii> been back home a few hours tho
<Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P
<Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know
<Morbii> heh!
<tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass. |
#2065 (229/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matts> hal check your privates
<matts> err
<matts> messages |
#2062 (210/328) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH
<Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!
<Merl> hehehehehe
<Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)
[Time Passes]
<Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend
<Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT
<Assasin> wait
<Assasin> Wait a second.
<Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse? |
#2061 (263/451) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test
<|shark|> and it turned out positive
<|shark|> what does that mean?
<Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-) |
#2056 (193/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?
<Sekmu> yes.
<Dr_zapp> and it is....?
*** Quits: Paco- (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: Nytefall (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: PyroGX (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: liljerk (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: Karash (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: _Ender_ (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: PyroPimp (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
*** Quits: Sekmu (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)
<Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :) |
#2053 (78/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake |
#2052 (95/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Arsentia pets his cable modem
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string
*** Quits: [Toby] (...)
<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.
<[Toby]> Schmuck.
<[Toby]> :) |
#2051 (-1/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke:
<Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum."
<Julia_M> you know...space?
<Jeff_R> ya
<Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww yea it's great
<Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space |
#2050 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww
<Slander> Jimmy rocks man
<Ferney> heh
<B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;) |
#2049 (122/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged
<Ferney> LOL
<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED |
#2048 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body
<Morbii> heh
* Slander takes a step back from birdsigh
<Birdzii> heh
<Birdzii> sore throat + rash
<Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation
<Morbii> jkjk ;P
<Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then |
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