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#2128 (146/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<stretch> !seen tits
* Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!
#2125 (32/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein);
<KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.
#2123 (137/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock
<matts> dead rock
<matts> umm
<matts> CoderMan news flash
<matts> rocks can't live
<matts> :\
#2121 (52/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** atnnn (atnnn@hv-hs-37-38.aei.ca) has joined #winprog
<atnnn> hi
<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN
<Wy4tt> VK_RTM
<atnnn> and minus?
<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM
<atnnn> i can't find it
#2119 (63/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey
<krayons> have stds
<killspree> haha
<killspree> no way
<kara> bullshit man
<killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad
<krayons> its not bullshit
<VeRrUcKt> lol
<killspree> the players are running around in pain
#2118 (5/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation
<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@
<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
#2117 (47/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods?
<spazzer> tim
<spazzer> we mean
<spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long
<spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long
<spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long
<Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)
#2116 (-2/370) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth
#2115 (80/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs
<opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal
#2114 (-1/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet
#2113 (26/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tristan> Anyone thinks I should trade my '00 VW Cabrio for '01 Honda Prelude?
<tigeraid> at least the Prelude has about 90% less homosexual factor
<Rydawg> tristan, do you like guys?
<Rydawg> how do you shift gears when your wrist is so freakin limp?
#2112 (-1/335) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<moomba> i heard that a company called nissan was coming with a Z type thing
<moomba> but that's not out yet
<moomba> it's supposedly really fast but only has 2 seats
#2110 (117/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee
<RaMTuFF> quiet !
#2109 (0/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled
#2107 (105/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me
<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20
#2106 (82/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RockShox> girls love attention and irc is some place where everyone pays attention to them
#2105 (41/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RockShox> greddy is pretty high quality stuff
<RockShox> i prefer apexi exhausts tho
<ocx> for cars?
<RockShox> no for bicycles
#2104 (141/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tim_K> last time I jumped into a convertible.. I nearly got but-fucked by the gear shifter..
#2102 (82/298) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LegendZ28> I remember when I was a kid and I was at my friends house, my friends big brother ran into the room with a huge turd in his hand and was like "LOOK HOW HUGE THIS IS!"
#2099 (117/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says
<ScratGod> x = 1;  // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH
#2098 (227/391) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<digidug> i love it when geeks take every chance they get to brag about their hardware
<digidug> so i was lying in my bed and my DUAL ATHLON 2GHZ SERVER was keeping me awake with its 5 SUPER HIGH THROUGHPUT FANS so i went downstairs and played a SPECIAL SUPER BETA VERSION OF QUAKE 3 (FOR WHICH I AM A BETA TESTER) on my PLEXIGLASS-COVERED TRANSPARENT TOWER WITH FIVE INTEL PENTIUM 4'S RUNNING A CUSTOMIZED VERSION OF LINUX
<digidug> so i didn't get much sleep last night
#2097 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope
#2096 (0/187) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(therap|st) IMPERIAL PARKING is seeking a JUNIOR FIELD AUDITOR. This full time position will require a self starter who has their own car and analytical mind with an eye for detail. Interested applicants please fax resume to 943-XXXX attn: Operations Manager.
(therap|st) would that mean id be the bastard who drives around and gets people towed?
(Cid-Away) be like "your hawt and illegally parked i think somthing can be arranged" :)
(Dane_) tow pimp
(Cid-Away) you can tell if someone is hawt by the way tehre illegally parked
(therap|st) those guys must think im hella hot
(therap|st) cause i park like shit
#2095 (197/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
<JDigital> *Dancer
<MrSede> A dance bot..?
<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
<MrSede> ..while telling the weather
<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)>  It's fucking hot!
<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often
#2094 (137/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Miss_RPM> they used to say i was named after some chick dad saw in a dirty magazine..
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