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#2176 (85/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now.
<maff> sure there are
<maff> ftp.
<Goemon> I tried that.\
<Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn. |
#2175 (116/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself |
#2172 (276/416) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<refugee> man
<refugee> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
<dwai> try to do it over the phone
<refugee> and they want your screenname when you cancel
<refugee> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH" |
#2171 (77/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Reverend_) i thought i had to shit really bad
(Reverend_) but then i just farted like 3 times, and now i'm all cool
(Reverend_) but my ass is kinda wet and sticky
(Reverend_) any hot chicks, msg me, and we'll talk about it
(Reverend_) share your feelings |
#2168 (9/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into the WTC |
#2167 (68/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels' |
#2166 (183/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<grey> wow
<grey> i didn't realise afghanistan had enough infrastructure for two nights' worth of air attacks |
#2164 (92/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@1.32p> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over someone old, get under someone new |
#2162 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<saint_> and i'm not nasty. i'm actually not that big of a pedophile |
#2161 (156/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> anyone else got beer?
<|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me?
<|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink. |
#2160 (84/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding |
#2159 (109/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies. |
#2157 (86/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
[16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog |
#2156 (0/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i bet that plane that crashed in PA was headed towards zophar's house |
#2151 (101/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass. |
#2150 (5/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd
<matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird |
#2149 (64/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend
<JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water?
<novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends |
#2148 (161/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid.
<Kazz> Even when he's 40.
<JDigital> hee
<Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?"
<Kazz> "Fuck off, dad."
<Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins?
* Silkenray laughs
<Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words |
#2147 (167/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu. |
#2142 (196/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?
<mEsHmAn> in mIRC
*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com
*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away) |
#2141 (0/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...
<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy
<jD> ...
*** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.
* Fishbird flips jD over.
<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.
<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse. |
#2140 (160/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones |
#2133 (3/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos |
#2132 (130/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one.
<Thom> Ach. Dang.
<DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole.
<puchiko> It is.
<DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then. |
#2129 (14/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ?
<refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back |
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