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#2234 (157/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for Osama
<D\TOX> "Osama Bin Hidin"
<D\TOX> that's really sticking it to him
<refugee> man, that must have took all their brain power
<D\TOX> cases upon cases of RC Cola were drank |
#2231 (28/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`michael> where's snow
<var> dunno mike
<var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music
<var> is my best guess |
#2230 (119/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;(
<SlasherX> hump michaels
<SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome
*** michael__ has quit IRC (bye) |
#2225 (1/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR
<Guilty> "Bi sexual"
<Guilty> That means slutty |
#2224 (6/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive
<|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die |
#2222 (258/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age
<Turing_> anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god
<kunio> HAW
<Turing_> it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building
<orestes--> gah
<dab[afk]> ugh
<Turing_> it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing
<Turing_> lol
<Turing_> I felt terribly inadequate
<Turing_> I hate the discovery channel |
#2220 (168/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0
<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up? |
#2219 (187/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier
<SD-Washu> that was l33t
<biafra> what
<SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese
<SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...."
<SD-Washu> followed by *click* |
#2217 (15/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes
<var> essential to what? your pursuit of perfected queendom? |
#2216 (10/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before
<Digested> heh
<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?
<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts |
#2213 (189/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today
<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke :(
<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/
<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty
<purem> and then executed
<Morris> haha
<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?
<purem> yeah
<Morris> hehe
<Morris> Poor guy
<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.
<purem> ya
<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours
<purem> heh
<Morris> :/
<purem> rough day
<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.
<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE" |
#2212 (-1/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pr3ttyF1y> if i'm going to copy dvd's onto cdrs, i atleast want to make sure they send me pills that make my wang and boobs bigger too along with my liquid viagra for 72hr straight erections
<Pr3ttyF1y> i mean, if the scam can't even promise that, why buy into it :) |
#2211 (224/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment |
#2208 (0/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rico> I suppose. I wouldn't mind being that guy that makes it with all the Scouts.
<DigiGnome> Except you'd be ridiculously tired at the end of it, and if you don't please them you get CRESCENT BEEEEEAM'ed.
<Rico> Yeah, but what a way to go...
<Kayma> Uh oh, attacked with pink sugar hearts, blarg im dead.
<DigiGnome> You know exactly where they'd hang the wreath, too. |
#2204 (0/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> you've never called me dustin before
<DAL9000> you sick?
<Guilty> I bet you thought you had a decent name until Saved by the Bell's Dustin Diamond came "screeching" in |
#2203 (165/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kritical> the doctor made me piss in a cup and i had wacked off like an hour earlier...he then walks in and tells me i need to cut back a bit on masturbating..im like, "WTF" |
#2201 (54/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I see, your ignorance expands far beyond ATI video cards |
#2200 (109/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<D\TOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<D\TOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<D\TOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<D\TOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo" |
#2199 (213/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh shit...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing." |
#2188 (7/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> god my ball-sweat smells good
<AlmtyBob> too bad I have a cold 8(
<AlmtyBob> can hardly smell it
<skmt> yeah.
<skmt> ball sweat has a weird smell.
<SD-Washu> mine fucking stinks
<AlmtyBob> it's like coffee though
<AlmtyBob> doesn't taste as good as it smells
<mdl> AlmtyBob: dude
<mdl> you taste your nutsaq sweat?
<skmt> you only need to sniff your hand after you beat it, fool.
<AlmtyBob> lets just say it's a good thing my cum smells bad |
#2183 (22/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> you guys are lightweight nosepickers
<kisama> i get bloody mucus sometimes
<kisama> have to break out the guaifenesin
<kisama> or insufflate salt water
<McMoo> man
<McMoo> don't even talk shit about my nose
<McMoo> i can get quarters up it horizontally
<McMoo> my record is 8 pennies in one nostril
<kisama> circus freak |
#2180 (115/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit |
#2179 (20/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Son-Doobi> i've been thinking man
<Son-Doobi> today is 10 11 01
<Son-Doobi> thats binary shit
<Son-Doobi> we living in the binary age |
#2178 (61/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KidHype> <Razoola> Honey, they are picking on me again on the rg boards
<KidHype> <Razoolas wife> Well i never...i will tell them how awesome you are and that will show them
<KidHype> <Razoola> thanks hun, you rock *sniff* |
#2177 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SAV2880> Ok, my point ... who the hell cares about the ZD bank account (as long as it's not -$5 million or something!)
<SwampGas> SAV2880: the 10 people who support emuchrist
<SwampGas> and it's my duty as owner of ztnet, owner of retrogames, owner of cps2 decryption tables to alert them |
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