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#2298 (0/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chis> how do you permaterm an aol account assuming you have the password?
<Chis> to an account
<Chis> just incase someone would want to theoretically do this |
#2296 (55/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<maff> the grue wears a +3 amulet of bling blingin' |
#2295 (-3/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99) |
#2292 (123/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brase_one> anyone have kemetic suns - stop the world = free leech to my ftp site
<MiNdizzle> that's the weirdest math equation i've seen |
#2290 (193/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover |
#2279 (2/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BombScare> im fuckin done
<BombScare> bah..no high speed net = no streaming pr0n movies
<BombScare> gotta jerk off to memories then :( |
#2278 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> and i don't relate to japanese guys in pr0n
<daisu> [23:05] <@Schrieks> their willies are tiny
<daisu> This is so garrishly true
<daisu> I think that's why there are so many asian people
<daisu> sperm has less length to travel |
#2272 (67/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<punkmac> people are dumb
<punkmac> i put my 2 333's on the local for-sale newsgroup
<punkmac> heres what some doofus emails me:
<punkmac> >>Will you sell them separate from each other......In other word do I have to
<punkmac> >>buy both of them?
<punkmac> YES! YOU MUST BUY 2!! THEY ARE SIAMESE TWINS AND CONNOT BE SEPERATED!
<TeamsterX> hah connected at birth by a crossover cable ;) |
#2271 (-1/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED |
#2270 (-1/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<excite> youre friends with eggo
<excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing
<Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it
<excite> boot up and im a deadman |
#2269 (7/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck
<kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10
<Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years |
#2268 (0/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?" |
#2266 (79/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r
<Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00!
<Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13.
<Dregan> -"l33t h41ku" |
#2263 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border |
#2261 (162/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training
<Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP]
<eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :)
<eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated
<kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version" |
#2258 (227/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<david\ks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits.. seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)"
<david\ks> I thought that was pretty funny.
<david\ks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed .. but that's all i could say to her because her boobs intimidated me |
#2252 (44/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<neekola> i should do that
<neekola> be like
<neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear
<neekola> 40$ a piece
<neekola> use the money to buy more underwear
<neekola> i could be an entrepreneur |
#2250 (0/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf |
#2244 (147/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects
<DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects?
<DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding. |
#2242 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds |
#2241 (88/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. |
#2240 (61/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in |
#2238 (168/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today:
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> ...
<DrWoody> That is all. |
#2237 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[kisama] if you break out your penis in space
[kisama] your suit would depressurize
[kisama] or your body would depressurize
[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra |
#2235 (8/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet |
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