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<D\TOX> my wife pushed from 2-4 pm and then they said "fuck it" and got the foreceps and all that fun stuff
<D\TOX> but they gave her an episiotimy
<D\TOX> the doc took out these scissors with teeth and cut the skin between her vagina and anus
<CoMBo> so when she takes a shit, it can leak into her cunt now?
<D\TOX> no, I don't know what it's like in canada, but they stiched her up afterwards
<D\TOX> they didn't give her some timbits and say "go back to your igloo"
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