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#378 (132/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/ |
#377 (-67/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day |
#376 (-16/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld *** ^o_0^ sets mode: +o ^0_o^ |
#375 (-145/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women. |
#374 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <redslime> "let's take the nutritional balance of oriental food, put it in
batter and deep fry it"
<redslime> "yeah!"
<redslime> i love eggrolls |
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#373 (75/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Flobbster> Haw, my computer doesn't like for ZipMagic to access a zip in a zip
in a zip on a parallel port Zip drive :D
<redslime> a zip in a zip in a zip on a zip? |
#372 (223/339) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Eph> ahhhhhh tits , that`s thing I didn`t see for long now ...ahhhhhh
<honx> eph: how can you be on the internet and not see tits for a long time? |
#371 (31/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Acrimon> Does anyone know where to get a GOOD xemacs configuration file?
<NeepNeep> owh man.. emacs.. I just had dinner, please.
<Acrimon> sorry |
#370 (262/387) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Beeth> Progress (n.): The process through which the Internet has evolved from smart
<Beeth> people in front of dumb terminals to dumb people in front of smart terminals. |
#369 (7388/10749) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P |
#368 (51/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <RevNeptho> gethostbyintuition() is still a dream of mine |
#367 (193/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <brojek> The A-Team? it goes like this: they have a "job", get into trouble, get cornered, in that corner they build a tank and then escape :)
<toitle> the best bit was when they made the tank out of left overs from a broken vacuum cleaner |
#366 (322/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?
<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,
<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format." |
#365 (-74/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Bamdad> who know how may I turn off my colck on IRCN?
<token> turn off your cock? just use a sharp knife. |
#364 (-61/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-) |
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#363 (-17/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld * inof has reached EOF (End Of Fruhstuck [breakfast]).
<yu-> don't forget to close open descriptors now [wash the dishes] :)
<inof> :-]
<inof> *sigh*... Why isn't it as easy as in Unix? You just do exit(), and all descriptors are closed automatically. ;) |
#362 (-44/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <inof> God used fork() to create Eve. |
#361 (301/457) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Erik_N> Everyone has a dark secrets... some ppl are killers, some ppl are homo.. I use mac |
#360 (254/409) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <sphynx> crushes suck
<sphynx> i hate em
<sphynx> the dilemma, the desperation
<sphynx> the hopes dashed etc
<shirazz> the masturbation
<shirazz> hehehe
<bark> the masturbation is ok.
<Kyoto> hey.. the masturbation is good.. |
#359 (-80/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable. |
#357 (-95/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms. |
#356 (252/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Rapture> Tsk, it's [new processors] as bad as penis comparisons, really.
<rejs> but penises don't double in performance every 18 months... |
#355 (275/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Rapture> I wasn't naked! I had a sock on! |
#354 (266/418) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld *** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold (abullard@missing.linc.ox.ac.uk) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks |
#351 (-84/252) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld <Twofish> Someone is mounting me every minute |
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