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#591 (-62/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<gb> I'M BREAKING OUT THE DoS
<gb> THERE GOEZ ED
<gb> BYE BYE
<hypr> DONT DOS ME"
<hypr> FUCKERKGHJIJGEG
<blazemore> hypr: quick, go buy dsl! |
#590 (-87/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online |
#579 (-43/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back? |
#567 (42/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[02:46am] [+oc] earlier when my video card wasnt working i started crying seriously |
#565 (-46/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<phiber_> where's my boot disk? how can i be a hacker without linux? |
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#564 (-128/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<phiber> I JUST LOST A NEATO ROOT CAUSE I HIT CTRL+C MEANING TO COPY THE IP |
#559 (-140/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace |
#558 (-172/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@xvize> xwin is like an os |
#557 (-134/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[23:34] [+xvize] c++ is made in borland |
#556 (-131/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<D-viant> it's not like her ass is caked in shit
<D-viant> and it's not like I'm sticking my tongue IN her ass |
#555 (-69/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<CurlyEars> sorry....I am a bit compulsive about spelling an grammar |
#554 (183/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on |
#552 (-174/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell? |
#550 (62/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Ash> KIEV, Ukraine (AP) -- A Ukrainian candy company has begun marketing what may be the stickiest, richest and most fattening holiday treat on the market: pure pork fat covered in chocolate. |
#549 (162/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<DaemoN_> ASHLEY STOP SCRUBBING MY SCHLONG WITH THOSE TREES
<Ashley-> its the only wood you will ever have down there urchin boy |
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#548 (103/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian? |
#547 (57/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen |
#546 (-85/198) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<KidHype> discovery channel should have a droppy tits from around the world week
* PtitFous undresses then
<MikeDX> except its shown on CNN and called "world famine report" |
#545 (58/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<smcn> the only thing we have to ph33r is peer itself |
#544 (190/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis |
#543 (24/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<MojoBag> [DaemoN_] She kicked my dog, and now i am going to FUCK her.
* freeweed kix Daemon's dog
* DaemoN_ fucks her
<smcn> fucks who? your dog? |
#541 (-117/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<smcn> a pig could fly if you like put a rocket up its ass and lit it |
#540 (-132/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<hypr> i need jewcases or like paper or plastic things to put cds in :. |
#539 (184/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us |
#538 (162/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<MadHatter> what you know about people and the way things work I could comfortably pass through the hole in my penis |
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