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#2460 (82/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths. |
#2457 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled |
#2456 (361/519) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free |
#2452 (156/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead |
#2451 (226/398) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024 |
#2446 (49/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has joined #gamedev
<blahblahb> !list
*** blahblahb (Dingdong@h24-207-55-238.dlt.dccnet.com) has left #gamedev
<DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing |
#2444 (-2/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins |
#2441 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again |
#2438 (226/420) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES |
#2436 (122/281) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<erhan> how are you yourself?
<mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE |
#2435 (0/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Skates> DOS was my favorite operating system, overall
<Skates> it was cool because it took skill to use it |
#2431 (2/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money |
#2428 (43/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Snag> *beep*beep*
<Steil> snag you set off the gaydar again didnt you???
<Snag> funny
<Snag> :| |
#2426 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Silkenray eats a burnt cookie
<Silkenray> I'll pretend I didn't just clean up the eviscerated remains of my mother's used feminine hygeine products which my puppy distributed around the house.
<JDigital> Are you sure that was a cookie? >_<
<Silkenray> I know it was a cookie.
<Silkenray> My mother just baked it.
<JDigital> ...or pulled it out of her panties! Can you really be sure? |
#2425 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin |
#2424 (76/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> so I wonder if its possible to become SO good at masturbating, sex becomes obsolete. Like you could be fucking a girl, and just go "man this is weak, wheres my right hand at" because pussy simply isnt up to par with your masturbation skills. |
#2415 (90/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dude> did ya hear poland bought 5000 septic tanks?
<DatDawg> why?
<Dude> as soon as the figure out how to drive them there invading russia |
#2414 (3/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ickypeww> i ain't eating no girl untill they genetically engineer one with a watermellon flavored pussy that gets sweeter when she gets exited |
#2413 (110/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<myhero> I think this is what I wanted to say, or something like this
<myhero> how about making a holiday the opposite of thanksgiving
<myhero> where your a bitch and hate everything in the world for one day
<myhero> that's what I did today
<myhero> it felt great
<Tik-Tok> that doesn't need to be a holiday
<Tik-Tok> most people are like that day to day
<myhero> yeah maybe
<myhero> well on this holiday, how about people try just a little bit harder to hate people
<myhero> ya know, in the spirit of the holiday
<myhero> hate people a little bit more |
#2412 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face. |
#2410 (388/531) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(cooey) my cat eats meat. my cat eats timbits. my cat eats celery. my cat eats my weed. my cat eats bits of paper and hair that look like food. my cat =wont= eat a piece of a burger out of a big mac.
(cooey) i should learn from my cat. |
#2408 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
<@v9> like the empire state building |
#2404 (94/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now
<BlackDeth> taking a crap
<myhero> :L
<BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation
<BlackDeth> brb wiping
*** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping'
<SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong
<SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom
<SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking
<ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/
<BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch
<BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet
<BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details |
#2403 (25/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<goh> i've got this itching inside me that tells me i can beat you
<intra> like a vaginal itching?
<goh> intra: yes
<intra> just get some vagasil |
#2402 (107/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<intra> I want to propose to my wife with a giant foam #1 finger instead of a ring. |
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