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#2667 (93/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
<BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is "who the fuck are you" |
#2666 (72/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(robb): my father passed away suddenly on thursday, and insted of spending time with him durring his final days i was too busy flooding your gay ass channel cuz you faggots decided to ban me. |
#2662 (186/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. Fuck... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest. |
#2657 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Confuzion> ok all females: 1) Get in fron of webcam 2) take off shirt 3) focus on boobies 4) *click* 5) /dccsend confuzion boobie.jpg 6) repeat process for bottom portion of body. *note* do not mix up steps please follow corect order. thank you. |
#2653 (63/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#2652 (96/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub |
#2648 (107/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<inverse> dick is like the most popular first name for congressmen |
#2647 (110/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<d1giPhux> ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS
<sm0ke> and crash them into tents |
#2637 (0/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Bas_> I want to be a database admin and part time mechanic when I graduate |
#2636 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool |
#2635 (222/407) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were. |
#2632 (9/325) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole |
#2629 (38/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spazzer> ahh fuck
<spazzer> i did it again
<spazzer> spilled tap ramen juice in my lap twice
<Cured> see and I thought you were just singing along to Britney Spears |
#2618 (10/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail |
#2617 (231/415) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Plot> I was either going to die now
<Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast
<Plot> someone had the gas nob opened
<Plot> I went into kitchen
<Plot> switched a bulb
<Plot> and wham
<Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball
<theForger> woah dude
<C--> damn
<Jyrsija> jesus
<ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie. |
#2615 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity
<fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session |
#2614 (2/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating |
#2613 (81/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kyourek> KEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!
<DrWoody> ... What?
<kyourek> Just practicing my karate. |
#2606 (-1/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> warez b dum
<BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine
<BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods
<BlackDeth> do smth useful |
#2605 (2580/4923) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
<dregan> Oh shit. |
#2604 (52/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji |
#2602 (0/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT |
#2601 (177/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed
<Violus> woah, sweet
* Violus installs ICQ |
#2596 (163/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn’t fix. |
#2595 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<matts_> Okay! So I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape!
<nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description?
<matts_> description
<matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format
<nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info
<Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that?
<matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT
<Plot> what?
<Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon?
<matts_> I was kidding |
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