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<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
#2498 (240/415) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship |
#2497 (126/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals |
#2496 (220/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore. |
#2495 (156/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? |
#2491 (127/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar |
#2489 (109/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable? |
#2486 (0/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? |
#2485 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" |
#2483 (82/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back. |
#2482 (103/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean |
#2481 (134/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch |
#2479 (220/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days |
#2478 (37/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/ |
#2474 (55/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month? |
#2473 (158/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age |
#2472 (72/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? |
#2471 (-4/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? |
#2470 (166/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass |
#2469 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth |
#2468 (117/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person |
#2467 (101/292) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper |
#2465 (10/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend |
#2464 (228/381) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine? |
#2461 (86/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64? |
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