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#2738 (137/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such |
#2735 (-2/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like |
#2734 (-1/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ Princesss spanks nexxai
(nexxai) *gets a boner*
::: .mode@6.04p> BuBz [+b *boner!*@*] |
#2732 (143/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/ |
#2731 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic |
#2730 (111/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too |
#2728 (31/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neutrl> i don't have any tables
<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
<hypr> i highly doubt that |
#2725 (36/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind |
#2724 (135/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER |
#2723 (114/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face. |
#2721 (95/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^ |
#2718 (102/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs |
#2713 (113/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink? |
#2708 (197/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet
(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY" |
#2707 (180/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc. |
#2706 (2/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX |
#2705 (2/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever |
#2702 (0/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly |
#2701 (145/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D |
#2694 (1/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet |
#2685 (37/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos |
#2683 (2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure |
#2682 (0/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** [ircnic] (ircnic@couldnt.find.condoms.so.I.used.my.leftsock.com) has left #trance |
#2681 (2/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** CSGpunk (CSGpunk@dialup-67.25.73.97.Dial1.Raleigh1.Level3.net) has joined #winprog
<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs |
#2680 (207/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
~ frOsty- giggles.. in a manly, tesrosterone-filled sort of way. |
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