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#2400 (134/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :( |
#2398 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian
<HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year. |
#2396 (111/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._
(`zero) \- '-.--"` === / o `',
(`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.
(`zero) /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.'
(`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'`
(`zero) /_.' `/";';`|
(`zero) \` .'/ |
#2394 (156/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> but then last year the sermon like a week before christmas was like 'CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT PRESENTS - OUR ONE TRUE PRESENT IS JESUS CHRIST!!!'
<McMoo> my dad didn't even get my mom anything
<McMoo> she was pissed. |
#2392 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas |
#2391 (47/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maff> you're such a sarcastabitch brett
<timmo`> if by sarcastic you mean sexy, then yes. |
#2390 (170/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TasmBoy> hah that farmer joe guy's funny.. he electricuted himself at the age of 8 now he's dumb as shit
<DAL9000> TasmBoy: what did you do to become dumb as shit?
<TasmBoy> I can't remember
<DAL9000> At least he remembers.
<TasmBoy> you got a point there |
#2385 (103/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
<Dregan> With a spelling change.
<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'. |
#2382 (69/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Pro_Mark) dOkTeR-- i jerked three times today
(tp9com) i think doin it in the morn fuggs u up
(ackbar) its because once youve ejaculated for the day theres no point in even being alive |
#2381 (66/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spyre-> the beers just sit there, silently staring, and mocking the mistakes my animal mind makes sometimes |
#2379 (5/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection
(rageboy) and im in windows right now |
#2378 (131/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(rageboy) ok let me give you a hypothetical situation
(rageboy) and you tell me if you would be mad
(rageboy) you are having a house party..
(rageboy) and you come home.. everyone is still partying
(rageboy) and one of your friends is having sex on your bathroom sink
(rageboy) would you kick him outta your house?
(vrs) is he a good friend
(vrs) ?
(rageboy) yeah
(vrs) do you like the girl?
(rageboy) no no..
(rageboy) i was the one fucking |
#2377 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wild> i'm black from the waist down
<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ?? |
#2375 (86/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself
(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.
(moimau) so sit down. |
#2374 (-1/359) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> we had a blackout in our neighborhood the other day, until the cops came and took him away |
#2373 (135/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* JosephKer on 2.4.14
<Snarf> exciting ;>
<JosephKer> yup! I got my kernel down to like 600k though
<Snarf> nice ;>
<^xman^> kernels below 1 mb are for pussies
<^xman^> kernels over 2 mb are for men
<JosephKer> hehe
<JosephKer> It's not how BIG your kernel is, it's how you use it!
<BombScare> sure...thats why girls always laugh at you when you pull out your kernel
<JosephKer> Then I set them straight with a good fsck'ing |
#2371 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phear:#916> yeah, california received a giant lube job from energy producers this year |
#2369 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though |
#2368 (143/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BLOODHat> Nakago: I got Civ3 to work
<Nakago> good.. I'm about to burn mine
<Nakago> its so fun when every fucking race in the game declares war against you at the same time
<Dr_Tofu> nakago: now you see what afghanistan feels like :P |
#2366 (211/422) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log |
#2361 (6/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<chrysOUT> bye =D peace and love!!!
<Sarutobi> peace & cookies, tyne
<Sarutobi> be safe :]
<chrysOUT> ***poOf***
<djglitch> she's not gone
<djglitch> she's addicted
<djglitch> ;)
<chrysOUT> die
<djglitch> hahahahaha |
#2360 (117/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) I got an A+ in home ec, cuz I helped marinate the teacher's fish, if you know what I mean |
#2355 (148/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sparkly> so i have to do this project in my class where we have to make up a store and create a logo and shit
<sparkly> and my name of the store is gonna be called "less than three"
<sparkly> and the packaging is gonna have a big <3 on it |
#2354 (86/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D; |
#2353 (392/522) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n??
<korb> anyone got a nuked vers of kof2000n???
<blazemore> quick, add more question marks, i think it's working |
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