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#2551 (165/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do? |
#2550 (117/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever? |
#2549 (177/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eras3r> who the hell is digdug?
<element_a> he used to be an old video game
<element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel
<element_a> tragic |
#2546 (79/225) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
<immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls
<immi> ?
<wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months
<wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi |
#2545 (25/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick |
#2544 (244/405) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bunni> your dick is small!!!
<bunni> i can't even see it!!!
<monkey> because i am girl!!!! |
#2542 (83/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
<PolestaR> how fast is it?
<DooD> about 15 mph
<PolestaR> pfft
<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that |
#2539 (120/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex?
(metalfrog) yeah
(metalfrog) he lives with my ex |
#2538 (172/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> ¸ß
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> ¸ß
<DAL9000> õ þ
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> õ þ
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit |
#2535 (48/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :| |
#2525 (0/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much |
#2523 (116/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme |
#2522 (135/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<josho> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<josho> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN
<josho> back to starcraft editing |
#2517 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity |
#2516 (177/309) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;) |
#2515 (358/494) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/ |
#2514 (41/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<steve|zzz> i was beating off
<steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
<steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
<steve|zzz> best dream i ever had |
#2512 (198/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better |
#2508 (-1/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass |
#2507 (353/503) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy? |
#2506 (135/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%. |
#2504 (6/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat |
#2502 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer? |
#2501 (225/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic |
#2500 (198/369) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people |
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