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#2782 (91/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zanek> offline , whats that ?
#2780 (65/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
*** loopback (~boh@ppp-134-252.29-151.libero.it) has joined #winprog
<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok
#2779 (108/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral
#2778 (199/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
#2776 (-1/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something
<PX_> (:
#2774 (32/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Amanda sets mode: -s
<DAL9000> i feel naked now.
#2773 (139/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment
<michael-> Response by mike@soupernova.com - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller
#2771 (165/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window
#2770 (2/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
#2768 (-2/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
<nomis_nehc> whoa
<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?
<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?
#2767 (1692/3070) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
#2766 (0/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> blah bleh blih bloh bluh and sometimes blyh
#2765 (99/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(
#2761 (22/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<evenpar123> and so on
* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
#2760 (58/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute.
#2757 (115/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'
#2756 (-1/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<opla> i didn't get the pink pussy princess i wanted
#2755 (132/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
#2753 (36/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
<vman_> HAHA!
#2752 (6/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
#2746 (65/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."
#2745 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doctorb> i want a  microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.
#2744 (7/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank
#2743 (-1/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
#2742 (146/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers
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