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#2837 (47/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<maff> yoga fire!
<timmo> yoga flame!
<maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport. |
#2836 (123/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fuck> you |
#2835 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls
<MrP-> and my tits are to die for! |
#2834 (207/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!
<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches |
#2832 (192/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy! |
#2831 (119/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snag> you know whats funny
<snag> im big
<snag> but im not that fat
<eldee> that's what all fat people say |
#2830 (16/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has joined #cars
*** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF
* bigdick slides into BigCunt
*** bigdick (happy@12-232-82-116.client.attbi.com) has left #cars
<shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday |
#2829 (3/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys |
#2823 (0/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThaDragon> =) (=
<ThaDragon> =* *=
<ThaDragon> =**=
<ThaDragon> *ziiiip*
<ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=<
<ThaDragon> *SLAP*
<ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8
<ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date.
<ThaDragon> =P |
#2820 (76/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend
[Duckarse] ditto
[incorrect] there's always ebay |
#2819 (87/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neck> i no longer wear tshirts
<neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak |
#2818 (95/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jumper> bite me
<offwYtE> uMale or female?!?!
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> u'll find out
<Jumper> ;D
<offwYtE> akkkkkk
<Jumper> haw haw
<offwYtE> taking blind date to a whole new level
<Gimpoid> lol |
#2817 (90/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up |
#2812 (109/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes?
<shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses |
#2809 (-2/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe |
#2805 (69/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd. She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen." She goes "I just saw goonies. Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?"
<_Shorty> haha
<LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?" "Yes." *hands her baron munchausen.*
<blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line |
#2802 (5/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason... |
#2796 (162/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it |
#2795 (185/355) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them"
(Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away |
#2794 (128/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them. |
#2793 (177/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up. |
#2792 (21/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pupkick> 37?
<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks? |
#2790 (81/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet |
#2789 (96/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!! |
#2785 (48/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger |
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