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#2889 (180/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE |
#2888 (84/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog
<Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe |
#2887 (85/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers.
<McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers. |
#2884 (221/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?
<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows
<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is
<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)
<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree? |
#2882 (4/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit |
#2881 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock
<LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch. |
#2880 (44/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days
<Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way
<Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit |
#2879 (0/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple. |
#2877 (192/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak |
#2875 (81/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name |
#2871 (177/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons
[incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for |
#2870 (3/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* FiShYmAn kills Noddy
* FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50
[Noddy ] rfol
[Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way |
#2868 (0/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin |
#2867 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;>
<boozie> haha
<KiZeR> good lord
<eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy |
#2861 (16/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual.
[23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood |
#2860 (22/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<semi> +
<semi> oops
<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end
<MrP-> +
<MrP-> oops
<MrP-> same here |
#2858 (165/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* semi realises that my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer
<MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc |
#2857 (37/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zacs> wow
<zacs> my name on slashdot
<zacs> i can retire
<zacs> and live on fame alone
<iddy-h> *nod* |
#2856 (-1/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good? |
#2855 (0/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|nec|> hihi all
<|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc |
#2854 (126/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air? |
#2847 (184/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids.
*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel |
#2844 (-1/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp
<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?
<Nilx> HELP |
#2841 (117/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin
<Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector |
#2839 (147/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drBoston> DGMage : asl
<DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line.
<drBoston> never
<drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection |
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