|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..528529530531532533534..596Next> |
#2925 (27/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?
<evenpar123> dog?
<evenpar123> That's my slave name. My new name is "dogg" |
#2923 (74/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<michael-> shut up
<michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today
<kisama> heh
<kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us |
#2922 (3/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snag> on another note
<Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy?
<eldee> fake tan shit?
<eldee> wtf?
<Snag> ya
<Snag> i have supah white arms
<eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude |
#2921 (130/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :)
(Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge
(Idler): Starting to get really big now
(Idler): Might have to kill it some day
(NX): did u try to eat it?
(Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago |
#2916 (187/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<DaRkShaMe> hi santa |
#2915 (103/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFX> What's a dikfor? |
#2913 (-2/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS |
#2912 (156/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!? |
#2911 (153/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Berzerker gets hungry
* Berzerker eats his e's
*** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr |
#2910 (3/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> poop! |
#2909 (0/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything. |
#2908 (7/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability
<DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am |
#2907 (51/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> hey
<Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house?
<Berzerker> swallow the leader. |
#2906 (0/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it |
#2905 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE
<BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD |
#2904 (131/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> he cant even stand up
<Berzerker> so hes like
<Berzerker> wtf |
#2903 (-1/432) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD |
#2902 (0/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation |
#2899 (76/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** hypr changes topic to '.'
<LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month. |
#2898 (15/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge |
#2897 (0/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot |
#2896 (-1/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> -owi-dcc- You have XDCC files pending , retrieve them with /dcc owi-dcc get <filename>
<hypr> eye am constipat0reD
<hypr> i cant get0r filez0r
<hypr> m0f |
#2895 (86/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ |
#2893 (72/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> i shit too big
<Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper
<Berzerker> my parents think i use too much
<Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it
<Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry" |
#2892 (-4/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm. |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..528529530531532533534..596Next> |
|