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#2965 (-2/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#2963 (120/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it
<Geothermal> you too eh |
#2962 (2/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate |
#2960 (122/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me |
#2959 (244/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you
<Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right?
<blazemore> heh yeah
<Apoc> irc is just wierd
<Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met |
#2958 (64/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh
<BenK> no
<BenK> I race hardcore racers
<BenK> people with tinted windows
<BenK> and 20 inch rims
<datz510> Ben.. like other hondas? |
#2957 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn
<brucel33t> I bet they give good head
<trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold
<Reul> or what's in his sack |
#2956 (75/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much
<blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days |
#2955 (12/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party |
#2954 (0/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN
<dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN
<dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm.. |
#2952 (135/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in
<Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot |
#2949 (110/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<al-x> pam anderson had implants
<al-x> had them taken out
<al-x> just had them put back in
<al-x> she proly has zippers
<al-x> under her arms
<al-x> or somethign |
#2942 (124/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #cars
*** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks'
<spazzer> no gay sex talk eh?
<spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then |
#2941 (72/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D |
#2940 (221/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ?
<sparatik> tell him she has an STD |
#2938 (211/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> man this sucks
<BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless
<BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit |
#2937 (92/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week |
#2935 (183/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny |
#2934 (244/448) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her.
<Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man.
<Potato> So I just don't try.
<Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man.
<Potato> I mean, c'mon.
<Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black. Like Shaftzilla.
<memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong?
<Potato> Yes.
<Potato> Yes he did. |
#2933 (-1/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later
<eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement |
#2931 (43/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to
<profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit
<al-x> hey
<al-x> americans say "rather" too
<al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better" |
#2930 (171/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger?
<MightyQuinn> easy
<MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers |
#2929 (238/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :)
<qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ?
<Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused ..
<neck> oh hell yeah
<neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker |
#2928 (130/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness. |
#2927 (-2/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?
<Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener
<Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working |
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