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#3027 (116/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex |
#3026 (18/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> you know what's hilarious
<kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned
<kisama> then walking around all furtive
<DooD> ...
<kisama> hhahaha
<kisama> i did that today
<kisama> you'd think ppl would notice
<kisama> but i was in art all day
<kisama> with my zipper down
<kisama> and a long shirt
<DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P
<kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what? |
#3022 (-1/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens' |
#3021 (7/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED |
#3019 (185/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket
<tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it?
<yossarian> yes, MSBucket
<tomg> have they made a patch for it yet?
<tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET
<yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft?
<tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks |
#3017 (128/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab |
#3014 (126/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off
{[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will
xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs |
#3011 (0/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him" |
#3010 (146/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin
<Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin...
<Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM. |
#3006 (20/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djLiKu> 8=========D
<insanelee> wow.. . is that life size?
<djLiKu> yeah
<djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor |
#3005 (1/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raz0r-> My SAT score wasn't anything spectacular. It was only a 360 |
#3004 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =) |
#3002 (-3/377) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz.. |
#3000 (40/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.'
<incorrect> that an offer woota? |
#2999 (362/530) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard. |
#2998 (113/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again |
#2995 (52/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back |
#2993 (0/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic
<michael-> reeediculous
<maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat |
#2991 (31/188) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be
<Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time |
#2990 (21/213) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dodge> i should be in bed myself ...
<dodge> oh wait, i am |
#2987 (9/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box |
#2977 (3/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha |
#2973 (83/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> i really need a gf
<Xta-C> ROFL
<Xta-C> gf3 even
<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice |
#2967 (-1/225) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> remember the XFL?
<DAL9000> me neither
<hex86> huh?
<hex86> the women's football thing? |
#2966 (24/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here
* FMJaguar > all of you |
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