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<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? |
#3089 (177/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case? |
#3079 (135/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there. |
#3078 (106/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #catholic
<shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"? |
#3077 (0/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension |
#3076 (142/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day |
#3075 (56/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :) |
#3074 (-1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream!
<Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001 |
#3068 (-1/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad? |
#3067 (-2/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan |
#3066 (97/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...
(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.
(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is
(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping. |
#3065 (274/487) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry
<putnam> and crying is so special
<putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america |
#3063 (201/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical
<dregan> Mehh.
<dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'" |
#3061 (77/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife? |
#3060 (92/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet |
#3053 (92/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball? |
#3052 (193/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something |
#3046 (33/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomg> er I have no comment on this.
<tomg> :P
<Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
<tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P |
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*** beltic has joined #html
<beltic> hey folks..
<beltic> anyone know of a good php chan?
<myn> #php
<beltic> thanks.
*** beltic has left #html |
#3043 (32/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC
<Jumper> irl sex, that is
<smiler> Jumper: We figured =)
<smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex?
<smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek.
<Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser |
#3041 (-1/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top |
#3040 (-2/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat) |
#3039 (160/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho |
#3038 (37/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Javi> irc is like a cigarette
<Javi> you know it's bad for you
<Javi> but you just can't stop |
#3029 (-1/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Acero> Acero = Steel
<Acero> my nick used to be Steel
<Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel
<BaNe> yer nick should be puddin
<BaNe> not steel |
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