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#3161 (-1/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> I think Taurus is greek for Recall
#3160 (2/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny
#3158 (9/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#3155 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina
#3154 (116/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spazzer> !quote *_bas*
<festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me
#3152 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?
#3146 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning
#3145 (118/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* FlipTopBox eats Dicks
<FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes
#3143 (0/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* soya-88 squeezes your cock.
* Tim_K makes sure it's loaded.
#3134 (222/434) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<b|ubeard> eek
<friedegg> shhh
<friedegg> i'm observing wildlife
#3132 (115/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sQuEeDeN> so much homework
<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework
<shift> ass
#3130 (188/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<berly> *puh*  You can call me anything you want!
<Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten
<Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation...
#3124 (114/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself
#3119 (-1/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GODONLYWISHES> This damn QDB shit is so stupid.
<EVERYONE> No shit
#3118 (101/231) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?
<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself
#3112 (126/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins
#3111 (268/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?
(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
(Samadhi) He may check you though
(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth
(Brodie) Sweet
(Brodie) This is win win
#3110 (125/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone
<putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this
<putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with:
<putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
#3106 (78/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock
<Javi> you'd blow me?
<Maxstah> javi i'd swallow
<Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality
<Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with
#3105 (73/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control
#3102 (89/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?
#3101 (79/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel
#3100 (87/273) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.
<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.
#3099 (140/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK
#3098 (149/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee
<snag> you need to fuck first
<snag> then you can be picky
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