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#3283 (49/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JibberJim> Your bios doesn't like your 5 1/4" drive roded?
<roded> vmware doesn't actaully
<Jumper_> yeah, downgrade to the 8" again
* Jumper_ had a dual 8" drive - rocked
<JibberJim> 8" is a downgrade? - man you must be liked by the ladies. |
#3282 (-3/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on. |
#3281 (7/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up
<ZeroZerv> i'm timid
<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out
<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours
<ZeroZerv> wtf is that
<Dildosaur> that should do
<ZeroZerv> does that work? |
#3280 (0/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes
<aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces |
#3275 (189/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems |
#3268 (126/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> lol wtf... I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On A Date] from MOM" |
#3265 (79/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off |
#3261 (116/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die |
#3260 (110/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy
<c-rOCK> wheres the febreze
<Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate? |
#3259 (158/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection. |
#3254 (32/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass
(kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction. |
#3249 (268/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes |
#3246 (47/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand |
#3244 (286/436) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** rmah (rmah@24-168-58-10.nyc.rr.com) has joined #javascript
<rmah> greetings fellow humans
<JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah?
<rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans
<JibberJim> fair point. |
#3243 (79/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names" |
#3240 (157/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone
(RatWork) it's for you |
#3239 (14/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation |
#3237 (130/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tisha> dialup boy!
<supreemball> at least i dont have problems :)
*** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer) |
#3233 (-1/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all ! |
#3231 (163/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex
<JerkItgrl> HAHA
<JerkItgrl> with what? |
#3230 (3/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures |
#3229 (214/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room
<WestBeach> oops
<WestBeach> i meant to type...
<WestBeach> uhhh
<WestBeach> airplane |
#3227 (3/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<memo> rgiorew09u34290
<Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon! |
#3225 (-1/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my westworld dvd |
#3224 (299/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right
<phish> ...now I just need to find my pants |
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