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#3635 (254/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." |
#3634 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt |
#3632 (11/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you |
#3631 (6/172) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> scum: who's "fresh" games?
<ScumDog> mighty - Eidos's new division that is dedicated to bringing over weird imports to the US
<ScumDog> their first titles are Ka and Bravo Music
<TURBOMEAT> and Duel Legaia Saga or whatever
<ScumDog> being released as "Mister Mosquito" and "Mad Maestro"
<metroid23> their first two titles have nothing but "m" words
<ScumDog> what's the Legaia thing called in the US?
<ScumDog> Merlin's Mage Mania? |
#3630 (262/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song |
#3627 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved |
#3625 (100/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words... |
#3623 (-1/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity |
#3622 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P |
#3621 (31/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay |
#3620 (69/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running |
#3619 (114/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya. |
#3618 (46/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts |
#3616 (75/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip |
#3615 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DeathFist> hey, can u guys stop talking about racism and shit...its getting old...if you dont like it, then you dont have to own slaves, its as easy as that... |
#3614 (0/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Waters> I practice safe sex
<Waters> I masterbate with a condom on |
#3613 (173/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SinbadTheSailor> hi hedge...are you on turps?
<Hedge> quite sober actually
<sTar69> sober like, just jammed my penis in the door kinda sober?
<Hedge> sober like i just got caught shoplifting a dildo kinda sober
<sTar69> oh THAT kind of sober ;)
<sTar69> i mean err what are you talking about? |
#3611 (-1/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sAmEeLl> i smoke dunhills
<aNuBiS-> i assume thats #bearcave lingo for cock |
#3610 (87/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack |
#3604 (15/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(snpr^): 1337 = l33t = leet = elite = ghey |
#3602 (64/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Baby-d> I set up a shoutcast last night while I was pretty wasted, it's fuckin tight though
<SilverJag> I guess
<Baby-d> you guess!?!
<Baby-d> show some more enthusiasim!
<Baby-d> :)
<SilverJag> I cant I have diahreaa |
#3600 (124/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BombScare> hmmm...choices choices, either get dressed and go get lunch, or sit here and wait for dinner
<BombScare> damn im lazy |
#3599 (86/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do
<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks |
#3597 (16/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amanda> Uncle Bud's Catfish is a PRODUCT OF CORPORATE MONOPOLIES ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR CATFISH TRADITION
<Amanda> AND CAPITALIZE ON IT WHILE LOSING THE TRUE VALUE OF AND LOVE FOR THE FISH
<kisama_> alright
<kisama_> so you're against christmas presents too? |
#3594 (96/223) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> they keep all interesting stuff from entering the country i live in
<mightyflo> and at the same time, flood it with total crap
<Slant> mightyflo: It's a conspiracy to make us stupid.
<Reo> and it's too late for many of us |
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