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#3591 (84/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> ....
<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
<FutabaAoi> !
<Slant> four baby.
* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table. |
#3589 (84/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school" |
#3588 (14/322) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** da-guvnor (~tonto@pc2-stoc4-0-cust224.mid.cable.ntl.com) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.) |
#3587 (130/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server??
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah
<cheezwiz> eldee
<cheezwiz> really?
<eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect
<cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all
<eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished |
#3584 (24/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law |
#3582 (115/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is. |
#3581 (51/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food
<Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food.
<Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span.
<Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house.
<Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored. |
#3580 (95/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:
<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]
<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;
<Slant> else
<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;
<Slant> no wait.
<mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;
<animegoth> lol
<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!
<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code |
#3579 (2/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking
<Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion
<Slant> that now I can whack
<Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right |
#3578 (122/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said.
<matts> hahah
<[prefix]> haha
<matts> What a doofus
<skycriesx> whered u read that
<myzery> the onion |
#3577 (82/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Corranfox> GF?
<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all |
#3576 (131/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore. |
#3575 (10/204) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<pagan> =)
<jstepka> hell yeah |
#3572 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Villager has joined #akpcep
<Villager> damn AOL
<Joshua> ...
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking... |
#3570 (284/470) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** d6|GaiaN has joined #lesbians
<d6|GaiaN> lol
<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT |
#3568 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx?
<matts> hx =hax0red |
#3566 (11/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?
<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in. |
#3565 (9/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face |
#3563 (222/389) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE
<Slant> ANYTHING
<Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters. |
#3561 (49/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim
<nitrifik_> I'd play it.
<FE2work> what r u a spic ?
<blazemore> haha
<blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel?
<blazemore> or even a whole word |
#3560 (132/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<evilbadz> can i show you my function?
<DAL9000> never on a first date. |
#3559 (12/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that
<Geothermal> he better be joking
<Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight
<Kazz-readin> Yeah. Fight the power!
<dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men! |
#3557 (34/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?"
<mightyflo> that's an odd question
<redbatszu> dusteating nanobots?
<mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote
<mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair |
#3556 (73/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago
<IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks |
#3554 (177/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money?
<@bytraper> loan
<@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process
<@incorrect> scam |
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