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#3743 (23/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> I have the ass of a homosexual
<Scofco> shame I'm not gay
<Scofco> I'd make a good gay guy |
#3737 (182/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?
<Lawd> u2 and umm
<Lawd> fuck thats it
<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......
<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band
<Lawd> yeah they are
<blazemore> hahaha
<lonelyfig> no they arent
<Lawd> they started out as a punk band
<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person
<Lawd> haha wtf :| |
#3736 (0/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alexander> see, shift, when you said you got a laptop, I automatically assumed 'dance' |
#3734 (62/330) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomg> old, ancient, shouldn't be used, replaced with something better
<[ric]> yeh, like the excuses I get when I am dumped |
#3733 (-1/497) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> I need viagra just to go to the toilet.. :) |
#3728 (6/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slant> I lost $50 to sexual laws in Washington.
<Corranfox> if I have to pay $50 to fuck my girlfriend so be it |
#3726 (65/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zeepe> swede girls are legendary
<Janus120> can i have one?
<zeepe> well
<zeepe> you have to be young and pretty with a big cock
<Janus120> im 5 inches myself, but im a very good listener |
#3723 (189/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs. |
#3721 (-1/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead |
#3720 (-2/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce |
#3719 (25/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hit_doctor> Man, I had the longest shit today at work. my legs went numb |
#3711 (116/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel! |
#3710 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Epesh> I wish I was in control of all hiring
<Epesh> for everywhere
<Epesh> McD's would have no labour shortage |
#3707 (30/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]
* Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit] |
#3706 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees
<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/ |
#3704 (0/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips away!
<gecko__> =[~!
<Esad> i knew there was a reason i hated cats |
#3703 (122/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dodgey ] wow!
[dodgey ] somthing fucken weird happened
[dodgey ] i just deleted porn :| |
#3698 (3/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh? |
#3697 (184/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning
<Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash browns and a coffee,
<Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a bite
<Joshua> ...
<Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off?
<Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you?
<Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the bap, but they all got cold
<Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came round
<Joshua> oh
<Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms
<Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive |
#3695 (59/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me
<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while
<CorranFox> well since last night anyways
<CorranFox> care to listen?
<Slant> Sure. Do tell.
<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'... |
#3694 (172/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff
<CrackHoe> well I could
<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest |
#3690 (11/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU |
#3689 (184/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties. |
#3687 (183/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in the river |
#3685 (0/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs |
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