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#3684 (81/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say |
#3682 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever. |
#3681 (76/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house? |
#3680 (113/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image |
#3679 (99/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
<fr33b1rth> shit...
<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn |
#3677 (210/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican |
#3673 (167/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go. |
#3672 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section
<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/
<Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?
<Steve-3> 9 bids so far
<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay
<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early
<Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.
<Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers! |
#3670 (112/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that |
#3668 (119/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.
<tenfour> eew
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer |
#3664 (11/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com |
#3663 (-2/221) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o; |
#3662 (53/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group! |
#3661 (67/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK! |
#3660 (70/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible." |
#3659 (174/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring? |
#3658 (120/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better? |
#3652 (126/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted |
#3651 (-1/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before' |
#3650 (34/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not |
#3649 (5/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me |
#3647 (206/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun |
#3646 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch? |
#3638 (122/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here
<jube> Village Idiot |
#3636 (3/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality |
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