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#4190 (-1/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nettik> I mis ramtuff
<Nettik> I wonder what kinda ointment he had to use to get rid of the chaping.
<Nettik> he'd know
<Nettik> not unless the toy had this magic spongue core filled with lube, and during hard strokes it would bleed out the tip |
#4186 (6/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anton> for a guess you had a shit day at work as usual?
<Alexander> just boring
<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?
<Alexander> well ok boring and shit |
#4183 (0/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
››› ( ¤ ) Topic Change: prence sets topic to <Male Camwhore Act>I will now send you a cum filled tube sock if you buy something off my wishlist, thanks!</Male Camwhore Act> |
#4182 (172/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Object> next thing you know she'll be sticking dildo's up my ass
<Object> that's just harsh
<[ric]> well it's harsh if it isn't lubed |
#4175 (70/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<METHODZsz> WinME is a app you put on someone elses computer to play a joke on them into thinkin their computer is fucked |
#4174 (164/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PapiChu1o> i only like DreamWeaver because it takes away the pain of staring at text
<S5474> I use a text based editor because it takes the pain away of pointing and clicking ;) |
#4173 (233/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last? |
#4172 (2/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<unixpeon> we need a Bush Family vs Iraq episode for MTV Deathmatch |
#4170 (76/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<morte> Jesus Peanut Butter Cups: Little pieces of the Son of God in a milk chocolate cup! There's no wrong way to eat a Jesus! |
#4169 (182/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it |
#4167 (-4/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs |
#4164 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless |
#4162 (134/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rhelik> our conversation about having to recompile PHP is the equivilant too
<Rhelik> lex:"my car won't start" rhelic:"it needs a new starter" lex:"so how do i fix it?" rhelic:"get a new starter" lex:"does that mean i have to get one?" rhelic:"are you an idiot?"
<Rhelik> lex: stop bitching and just fix it, you sound like a bad girlfriend
<lex> i am a girl |
#4161 (12/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xEh> I could use some help on my image post site
<JaseGuru> If you pay me I will
<xEh> i'm doing it for free so why can't you, some arrogant fellows here
<|Primus> lol. xEH your the one that wants a stranger to do stuff for you, for free |
#4159 (119/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Teratogen> what is the difference between PMS and PWS?
<Rhelik> Teratogen: one is a curse on men sent by god, the other is a curse on men sent by microsoft |
#4158 (157/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* cococutie does the deaf hottie victory dance :)
<Rhelik> cococutie: deaf hottie? why deaf?
<estranger> Rhelik: mainly cus she can't hear =) |
#4157 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that. |
#4155 (212/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either |
#4154 (44/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BombScare> snag jerks it so much last night his hand told him it had a headache |
#4152 (2/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boozie> AnIonU: if i washed my dick would you suck it?
<AnIonU> bbozie: if you washed your dick you would realize that it was only dirt...no dick |
#4151 (31/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BucWork> dude; 2pac isn't dead
<BucWork> he is in Europe
<BucWork> my dad works for the fbi |
#4150 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raiden> my cats used to lick my penis if I slept naked...
<Raiden> I had 5 cats...that was uber |
#4143 (123/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uneasier> would it be out of line if i were to request that my testes be softly nestled within your food receptacle?
<Jan__> mmm braized testicle
<Jan__> with a nice bottle of chianti
<Jan__> fthfthfthfthfthfthfth!
* uneasier runs away |
#4140 (150/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
<uneasier> they were heavily drugged
<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that |
#4139 (0/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> !check snuffweb
<find> snuffweb: snuffweb.org is available, snuffweb.net is available, snuffweb.com is available, snuffweb.co.uk is available, snuffweb.org.uk is available,
<[ric]> hmm...
<[ric]> don't ask.. :) |
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