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[Lord-Data] Id like to know.. Who discovered cows could be milked, and WTF WAS HE DOING!? |
#4243 (74/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kir> if i had a better body, and clearer skin, i'd be a snobby bitch |
#4239 (2/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> i could play with vaginas all day
<Scofco> but boobs, i can play with for only 10 minutes, then i get bored |
#4238 (7/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> i want to stick it up my butt
<Scofco> not my 'chocolate starfish'
<fcastle> lol same diffrence u doosh bag :)
<Scofco> i don't even have a chocolate starfish
<Scofco> i hate seafood |
#4237 (189/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
<Kashan> masturbate more
<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude |
#4236 (176/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SaeNoDa> but I wont
<SaeNoDa> i mean, whats the point in cheating, right?
<mightyflo> winning? |
#4235 (-1/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prence> when i used that tube sock yesterday
<prence> i didnt know i had used it before
<prence> and i cut my penis with the dried up cum |
#4233 (76/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JoeyB> what would be better of a car to modify, a honda accord, or a toyota
corrola
<Focus2001> oh man'
<pagan> which is better, dog poop or cat poop?
<pagan> ;p
<coug_> LOL |
#4232 (165/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ian__> Am I gay?
<qin> yes.
<ian__> ahhhh
<ian__> i knew something wasn't quite right |
#4231 (6/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(unchali) I was in gymnastics til I realized that fat chicks cause earthquakes |
#4226 (119/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass |
#4224 (224/396) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child... |
#4218 (127/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CamelToe) did I ever tell you I have a CAT-5 outlet in my downstairs bathroom, so I can chat while I poo
(Q`) A friend of mine has a "pleestation"
(Q`) "plee" meaning bathroom
(Q`) It's a pc with fast internet connection, games etc... right in front of the toilet
(Q`) :-P
(CamelToe) so I guess if you're playing a game such as Undying, you can really scare the shit out of yourself
(Q`) Hahaha |
#4216 (110/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pingboy> COUNTER STRIKE CURED MY PORN ADDICTION |
#4209 (138/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders
<slacker> you think about shit like...mountains |
#4208 (38/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JacKnife> well wats a good game to play?
<bucshott> pocket pool
<bucshott> ;P
<JacKnife> i'm an expert at that game
<bucshott> see told ya it was good |
#4207 (72/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldeesux0r> i used to think lysol was a lice repellent
<eldeesux0r> one day i sprayed it in my hair before i went to school cuz they were doing lice checks
<eldeesux0r> i got a rash :| |
#4205 (0/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lepper> if you pierce your rectum like 5 times, your poop would make weird shapes
<Lepper> like star shaped |
#4204 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kr0ss> people who get offended by '666' can suck my 6.66 inch cock |
#4203 (11/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zeron> :))))))))))
<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling
<ckx> all 50 chins |
#4202 (132/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kr0ss> some idiot on the radio said dildos are banned in alabama
<X-Spectre> dildos proably were banned like a hundred years ago with some dumb law and they haven't changed it yet
<CiXeL> cant ban broomstick handles |
#4201 (0/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i like to wear crotchless chaps
<blazemore> so my lele can feel the breeze in sand storms |
#4200 (2/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Disco[d2] (k-lined: u stole my girlfriend! (edison)) |
#4198 (85/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing
<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay? |
#4193 (0/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SomeGuy> damn
<SomeGuy> why can't she be like 6 years younger and 20 kg lighter? :/ |
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