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#4308 (0/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<K][cK> just had some cold jack and cock :) |
#4306 (331/513) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(^[QuRvE]^) its freezing in my class
(xyst) qurve is freezing his ass?
(bc) qurve is freaking in my ass
(nexxai) QURVE HAS A FAT ASS
(xyst) QURVE STOP TOUCHING MY ASS
(seiki) QURVE LIKES IT IN THE ASS
(^[QuRvE]^) It's nice having friends. |
#4305 (229/401) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> ha, did you know entry-level pharmacists make $90k/yr?
<D\TOX> I'm in the wrong line of work...
<Xyrem> D\TOX : that's about the most boring job i've seen
<Xyrem> putting pills into a bottle
<D\TOX> and in your pocket
<D\TOX> and in your mouth
<D\TOX> and in people's drinks |
#4304 (33/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<K34R> im going to buy 6 monitors and a big metal rack and position them all around me
<K34R> so it will be like im captain of the starship ianprise
<K34R> on a mission to hack the gibson |
#4303 (113/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican.
<Guilty> I dont get it
<BR4D> youre so elton john
<Guilty> That I get |
#4301 (-2/237) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME |
#4291 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1
<_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's
<travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the" |
#4287 (202/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<memo> > Would you like to go fuck yourself? (Y/N)
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> Y
<Foxie> ITS NOT WORKIGN |
#4285 (112/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mightyflo> TP-PS2 667 Remote Control: Infrared Transmitter for PS/PS2
<mightyflo> "Put your gamepad away and watch DVDs with a wireless remote, just like the pros use! Yeah, pro DVD watchers, that's right."
<SukiPotato4> Yeah, I have my bachelors in law, but my masters in DVD watching |
#4284 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<toxic> i found out about lesbians in 6th grade
<toxic> :)
<toxic> no actually not lesbians
<CrdStang> hahaha
<toxic> but that they could finger themselves
<spazzer> lol
<toxic> i was like oh shit! they use pencils too?!
<sy|{0ti|{> i watched a clip of some pron when i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> and some chick was pinchin her nipples and shakin em round
<sy|{0ti|{> and i was like "WTF" girls jack off their tittys "
<CrdStang> LOL
<sy|{0ti|{> yeah
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 5th grade
<sy|{0ti|{> i was a regular jerk a holic
<sy|{0ti|{> by the time i was in 8th grade , i was skippin school to do it
<sy|{0ti|{> hell by the time i was in 10th grade , i quit school to do it fulltime |
#4281 (8288/12556) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet |
#4280 (184/356) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<O_6> here is my autobiography in 50 lines:
<O_6> wtf
<O_6> goddamn keyboard
<O_6> f;aowheif;oawuhe;faouw\hfe;oauwhfe!
<matts> interesting autobiography |
#4278 (220/466) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard |
#4276 (94/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil
<R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition
<mightyflo> zombie soccer!
<mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies
<mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff
<nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies
<nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever |
#4275 (5/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~ |
#4274 (-1/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman
<Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour |
#4265 (1578/2131) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. |
#4262 (104/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jestuh> we are professional idlers
<jestuh> we don't get paid to chat! |
#4260 (55/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!! |
#4257 (126/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dodge> fuck, thought somthing was wrong with my 's' key then, it kept repeating, looked down and it turns out i had my finger on it |
#4256 (128/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc |
#4255 (91/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?
<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.
<brock101> -_-
<brock101> thanks, i knew that
<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i
<@WheelOr> I suppose so. |
#4253 (37/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FarginBoard> I tried to get AIDS once, but even those people wouldn't do it with me |
#4249 (129/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears |
#4248 (113/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dark_un> monitors so dark
<Dark_un> cant watch rush hour 2
<Dark_un> can barely see chris tucker |
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