|
TodayLatestBestTopWorst1337Random<Prev1..502503504505506507508..596Next> |
#4414 (-3/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out
<SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program |
#4411 (132/338) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pantaloons> IT IS AN ENIGMA WRAPPED IN A CONUNDRUM WRAPPED IN A WARM FLOUR TORTILLA WITH GUACAMOLE AND SOUR CREAM. |
#4410 (111/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3 |
#4408 (240/399) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MosServ> Katto: They will keep fighting, they think that dying in battle for their God is the greatest honor. But they also think they'll go to hell if they have pork in their stomach. Solution: Pork bullets. |
#4407 (23/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EnochRoot> BREAKING NEWS: President Bush has declared a state of Boogie Madness. Preliminary operations will begin at 1100 Hours. |
#4403 (-1/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LesserEvil665___> LINUX IS SO EASY TO INSTALL. IT'S LIKE TAKING A SHIT AND HAS THE SAME RESULTS!!!! HAHAHAHA I AM SO WITTY! |
#4402 (167/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amish> Only roaches and IBM Keyboards survive after thermo nuclear war. |
#4400 (93/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN. |
#4399 (102/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RSN> Classrooms in Canada are actually used for teaching.. not just target shooting like our neighbours to the south.. |
#4397 (81/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sassy> if the GC ends up sucking, i will start calling it the LameCube and reap the benefits of my witticisms |
#4395 (149/344) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Predictable> "Peace, love, and Linux" makes me think of a guy with excessive facial hair in a tiedye t-shirt, shorts, and sandals saying "You can't use that distribution MAN" "You can't like, own an OS, MAN" |
#4394 (-3/480) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths |
#4393 (17/219) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rhombus> Rich fat cats hoarding sleep
<Rhombus> cheap taiwanese sleep flooding the market |
#4392 (5/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alien> Licking lead is like inviting a bunch of friends into your mouth but then cancer crashes the party |
#4389 (69/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Campster> "DOOM 3 WILL BE PRODUCED ON A BUDGET OF 439 DOLLARS AND A PACKET OF JUICY FRUIT" |
#4384 (135/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@JP> before i saw miss cleo's commercial, i didn't know there was a "you are attracted to a large-breasted female co-worker" card in the tarot deck. |
#4383 (131/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Real> I found a hooker with a heart of gold. I TORE IT OUT AND MELTED IT DOWN FOR DRUG MONEY! |
#4382 (235/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Euri> When I was 20 (still worked as a waiter), I went out to eat with a friend at a nice-ish restaurant. There was a guy with his girlfriend/mistress/cheap hooker in front of me yelling at the hostess because they took 10 minutes to bring his food to him. So, I went up and asked him how he was doing, and why he didn't call.. and asked if his rash was clearing up. |
#4381 (90/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN" |
#4380 (131/345) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up.
<Spork> Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants.
<Spork> Which he was. |
#4378 (38/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MrSauce> LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP?
<MrSauce> NOOOOOOO
<MrSauce> fuck
<MrSauce> she was so hot
<EvilRobot> Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to hump her daughter.
<MrSauce> hrm
<MrSauce> I'd be 35
<MrSauce> very possible
<EvilRobot> See, always look for the silver lining!
<MrSauce> oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap |
#4376 (226/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before. |
#4373 (-1/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow |
#4372 (72/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DrFurious> if midgets had regular size penises they could take pictures of themselves in a minature house and decieve people into thinking they are normal sized with a huge penis |
#4368 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wonderllamah> ill bet a banana would kick an apples ass in a fight beacause it could unpeel itself to have two mighty banana parts fighting
<wonderllamah> the peel to bind it and the soft core to smash it into submission. |
|
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..502503504505506507508..596Next> |
|